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Jordan the naive monkey

@jmonkeycrisp

Book reading, comic collector, sci-fi, films, theatre, gay geek, πŸ‘«. Workout now and again. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ 😸 dad and DEI professional. πŸ“NE London

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Godzilla Stomps Fair Verona in ROMEO & JULIET AND GODZILLA Exclusive Look "Wherefore art thou, Godzilla?" The Monster King takes on the Bard in our exclusive look at Romeo & Juliet and Godzilla's first seven pages.

Not even this version?: nerdist.com/article/rome...

08.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The series improves as it progresses.

07.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I enjoyed it too.

07.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I did this all the time when I was a teacher - the school lunches I ate contributed to my flatulence too!

Now I work from home and have a more bland diet, I fart a lot less and there's no kids to blame it on if I do!

03.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kitten snores.

03.03.2026 10:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cheers G

02.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How big are you?

5'10/178cm

12.5 stone / 79kg (the heaviest I've been since lockdown!)

02.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says get out Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says get out

I haven't had a workout on Friday evening for a while - it was interesting to see that The gym Group have employed a security guard to patrol the floor on Friday nights.

27.02.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A young black and white cat lies in a cardboard box.

A young black and white cat lies in a cardboard box.

Percy hanging out with me in the popular "Empty box on the table" location as I work from home this afternoon.

23.02.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A black cat sits on a jowly white man in glasses.

A black cat sits on a jowly white man in glasses.

With her favourite dad out for the night, Meatball has settled for second best (the one with the hairy chest!)

21.02.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The poster for "Wuthering Heights". Jacob Elodie holds Margot Robbie.

The poster for "Wuthering Heights". Jacob Elodie holds Margot Robbie.

The poster for the Brazilian film The Secret Agent

The poster for the Brazilian film The Secret Agent

The poster for the film Iron Lung

The poster for the film Iron Lung

The poster for Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die, with Sam Rockwell stood in the centre

The poster for Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die, with Sam Rockwell stood in the centre

After a couple weeks off, I've been making the most of my Cineworld Unlimited membership this week.

Unfortunately there have been some iffy and downright stinkers this week!

20.02.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your arms are looking great!

17.02.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
My round white face from the left side.

My round white face from the left side.

My long white face from the front.

My long white face from the front.

My round white face from the right side.

My round white face from the right side.

As part of an online consultation for treatment for forehead sleep wrinkles (as I've got a noticeable pair in certain light) and I was asked to supply these three photos - I don't understand how my face is so round from the sides but long from the front!

17.02.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Jordan, a white man in his early 40's, is stood in the gym wearing a Spider-Man top.

Jordan, a white man in his early 40's, is stood in the gym wearing a Spider-Man top.

Jordan, a white man in his early 40's, is sat in the gym wearing a Spider-Man top.

Jordan, a white man in his early 40's, is sat in the gym wearing a Spider-Man top.

Jordan, a white man in his early 40's, is sat in the gym wearing a black Spider-Man top.

Jordan, a white man in his early 40's, is sat in the gym wearing a black Spider-Man top.

Jordan, a white man with glasses, is sat in the gym wearing a white Spider-Man top.

Jordan, a white man with glasses, is sat in the gym wearing a white Spider-Man top.

Haven't worked out as often as I would have liked lately - maybe that will change this week!

Been cycling through my various Spider-Man tops over the last few weeks.

#gymselfie #spiderman #workout

16.02.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Birmingham. You were real.

@jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social and I have a fully acceptable weekend in you.

14.02.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Roses are red
Most bears are chunky
But I’m still in love with
This gorgeous Monkey

Happy Valentine’s Day to this bit of alright. 23 years and still going strong. β™₯️🐡 @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social

14.02.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Krampus Update:

πŸ’‰ Fully vaccinated
βš–οΈ 2.1kg
πŸ€ One fully-descended testicle
😻 Adores his big brother, Percy
πŸ₯° Needs ~15mins of strokes and cuddles every morning at 3am
βœ… Ready for anything

12.02.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.02.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 388 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 490
A young black and white cat yawning (but he could be smiling)

A young black and white cat yawning (but he could be smiling)

A black and white cat stretching between the legs of a person

A black and white cat stretching between the legs of a person

Percy looking cute between my legs.

08.02.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lovely colour

08.02.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks

02.02.2026 08:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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winnie the pooh is standing in front of a shelf of plates Alt: Winnie the pooh is standing in front of a shelf of plates sneezing

Paul and I are both ill with cold and this weekend has been a write off.

We probably both caught it last week at the "Don't Tell Muma" weekender. I wonder how many other gays are sick this weekend because they watched The Vengaboys and Myra DuBois!

01.02.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well done!

01.02.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Will you stop at one?

27.01.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a penguin with a bandage on his head and the words ouch on the bottom Alt: a cartoon of a penguin with a bandage on his head and the words ouch on the bottom

Slipped down a couple of steps mid escalator on my way home this evening.
Got a massive bump on my forearm and a graze on my calf.

22.01.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Playboy of the Western World at the National.

Honestly? Don’t.

10.01.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've noticed that and suspect there's another relationship between contestants that they haven't revealed yet.

09.01.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jessie next week #TheTraitors

09.01.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 132 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday Phil!

08.01.2026 11:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A thin white man in his 40s shows his right profile

A thin white man in his 40s shows his right profile

A thin,topless white man in his 40s flexes his arms

A thin,topless white man in his 40s flexes his arms

A thin white man in his 40s shows his left profile

A thin white man in his 40s shows his left profile

First gym visit of the year - yoga class and a few chest presses

#GymSelfie #Flex #HairyChest

02.01.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0