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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition)

@schwarziest

I spew nonsense about cats, sports (especially #WNBA, #Skytown, #Cubs, #Illini), music, how much I hate maga, and random crap. "Truth be told, I want to live my life with the volume full."

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Just got out of bed and put on the #Illini game. Was expecting a big lead. Am disappointed.

08.03.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was my pleasure, baby girl! โค๏ธ

08.03.2026 21:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a small white dog with a birthday cake and the words happy birthday Alt: a small white dog with a birthday cake and the words happy birthday

Happy birthday, @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social!

08.03.2026 06:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate to ask but would anyone I know in the Bay Area be willing to foster a few cats for a month or so?

They are sweethearts but their humans are having a bit of a family emergency and need to rehome them for a short while. (Month-ish?)

We need to find them someplace to be by Wednesday.

08.03.2026 04:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 58 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I lose more respect for Sheryl Crow every time I'm reminded she did a song with Kid Rock.

08.03.2026 05:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of a small brown chihuahua-terrier pup laying on my lap

Photo of a small brown chihuahua-terrier pup laying on my lap

Small brown chihuahua-terrier sticking her tongue out while getting her chest rubbed

Small brown chihuahua-terrier sticking her tongue out while getting her chest rubbed

Small brown chihuahua-terrier yawning

Small brown chihuahua-terrier yawning

Small brown chihuahua-terrier pup getting her belly rubbed

Small brown chihuahua-terrier pup getting her belly rubbed

She whines if I stop petting her. #DogsOfBluesky

08.03.2026 02:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And perhaps a certain wormwood-based aperitif?

08.03.2026 00:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
When Will You Die? - They Might Be Giants (Official Video)
When Will You Die? - They Might Be Giants (Official Video) YouTube video by ParticleMen

Keep thinking about this song lately for some reason.
youtu.be/kSQ8tZ35t4U?...

07.03.2026 23:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of a small brown chihuahua-terrier mix lying on her back with her entire belly exposed

Photo of a small brown chihuahua-terrier mix lying on her back with her entire belly exposed

Just a pup, doing pup stuff. #DogsOfBluesky

07.03.2026 20:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're gonna binge the rest of Alien: Earth, and I'm hoping for more Timothy Olyphant than the first 4 episodes.

07.03.2026 20:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
When Will You Die?
When Will You Die? YouTube video by They Might Be Giants - Topic

Let's hope!

youtu.be/IhofSY4jm5E?...

07.03.2026 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ he is living the best life.

07.03.2026 19:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of a small brown chihuahua-terrier mix pup laying on me on the recliner.

Photo of a small brown chihuahua-terrier mix pup laying on me on the recliner.

Hi! Say hey to Dante for us!

07.03.2026 19:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of a sleepy, small brown chihuahua-terrier mix on my lap

Photo of a sleepy, small brown chihuahua-terrier mix on my lap

She's the bestest pup!

07.03.2026 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of a small brown chihuahua-terrier mix pup laying on my lap.

Photo of a small brown chihuahua-terrier mix pup laying on my lap.

The one and only!

07.03.2026 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah so she can afford to be a sellout. At least financially.

07.03.2026 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of a small brown chihuahua-terrier mix pup lying on my lap.

Photo of a small brown chihuahua-terrier mix pup lying on my lap.

Hanging out with this little love bug today, thanks to @geekmisconduct.bsky.social. #DogsOfBluesky

07.03.2026 18:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Selfie of a redheaded woman after a fresh color, cut, and blowout.

Selfie of a redheaded woman after a fresh color, cut, and blowout.

Feeling pretty, pretty good about today's cut and color.

07.03.2026 17:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh honestly! What the hell?

07.03.2026 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no what now?

07.03.2026 17:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
When Will You Die?
When Will You Die? YouTube video by They Might Be Giants - Topic

For some reason, every day I think of this song.
youtu.be/IhofSY4jm5E?...

07.03.2026 17:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the accessibility tab in my Bluesky settings, showing the alt text toggled on "require alt text before posting"

Btw alt text is also a fun place to shamelessly editorialize on your post and there ain't no character limit. Go ahead and share the Canterbury Tales here plus throw in a random Fuck or Shitass. It's a delightful pastime

A screenshot of the accessibility tab in my Bluesky settings, showing the alt text toggled on "require alt text before posting" Btw alt text is also a fun place to shamelessly editorialize on your post and there ain't no character limit. Go ahead and share the Canterbury Tales here plus throw in a random Fuck or Shitass. It's a delightful pastime

Friends, please use Alt Text whenever you post images. It helps those with sight issues understand your sparkling captions & assists those of us who are hopelessly unhip in getting your references. Just toggle it in the settings for a reminder every time you share a bot mot, THANKYOUSOMUCH

07.03.2026 05:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 313 ๐Ÿ” 111 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

Why hasn't it happened yet? What is taking so long?

07.03.2026 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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an older man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying `` so tacky '' . Alt: Tim Gunn in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying `` so tacky '' .
06.03.2026 23:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On St. Patrick's day? I'm sorry.

06.03.2026 05:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie says me-ow in front of a nbc logo Alt: a man in a suit and tie says me-ow in front of a nbc logo

I must be drunk because I read this as "Jack Donaghy" at first.

06.03.2026 05:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Urge Overkill - Positive Bleeding
Urge Overkill - Positive Bleeding YouTube video by UrgeOverkillVEVO

And with that, the youtu.be/ww-f4glTOdw?...

06.03.2026 04:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My birthday is exactly one month away.

Please conduct yourselves accordingly.

06.03.2026 04:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a white cat with its tongue out . Alt: a close up of a white cat throwing up
05.03.2026 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Replacing a woman with an even worse man. As a sports fan, this feels familiar.

05.03.2026 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0