I will not be using the McDonalds app today, and I especially don't need to right now because I am currently at a McDonalds
09.03.2026 17:29
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I will not be using the McDonalds app today, and I especially don't need to right now because I am currently at a McDonalds
Trade for Upton Stout
We can't all be The Toms, some of us have to work for a living
maybe, but I'm gonna go with Lynyrd Skynyrd here just to be safe
Yes we do. Like a jaywalking Dad with a bad knee. Dad on a college visit looking at Boston University with his daughter trying to get across Mass Ave.
Robert Duvall at the end of Days of Thunder.
Mahomes runs exactly like a jaywalking Dad. An "oh crap that Altima is coming on fast" Dad.
Badger? I barely even know her!
I wasn't naming transformers
Jazz and rawhide
That's (redacted) and somebody should (redacted) the (redacted) out of (redacted) until their (redacted) can't even (redacted)
Hey Siri E.T. The Extra Testicle save to drafts
(replies to this with an eleven foot pole)
Cromming magnificently I see
It's actually short for Professional Football Chang's
we have the meats
Doubting Rocksteady checking the rat scratches
locked in the socioeconomic systems imposed by people who eat raw meat and say "give me the horny genius" at the dispensary
"calm down ma'm, it's just a squirrel trying to get a nut to move your butt"
"Welcome to the Charlie Whitehurst Clipboard Academy"
Me posting my hot take on Bluesky
Like a cat, just absolutely hating it the whole time
It's President The Bad Guy From Poltergeist II
Great news day for confirming your decision not to have children
The funk credentials, on the other hand, are unassailable. His funk is widely recognized as the best.
The middle-aged American cis het white man urge to reply to a UK politics skeet with a Monty Python gif
Drink your big black cow and stick around
"HIPAA requires us to destroy all evidence of your existence every 15 minutes for the rest of your life. Also, we are in charge of your physical and mental health."
(watching my dog, who woke me up at 6:30 for this, absolutely house a bowl full of brown fish meal pellets)
"Check out THIS little food pervert"