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Missy

@melyssashadows

Aspiring writer. Coffee addict. Avid reader. Film noir and cyberpunk fan. Tabletop RPG junkie. Wrestling fan, primarily AEW. Soon to be Mrs. Kevin Berge. πŸ’šπŸ’πŸ’™ (she/her)

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don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 17035 πŸ” 3384 πŸ’¬ 202 πŸ“Œ 119

I am *loving* these segments with HOOK. His dry delivery is fantastic.

05.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"It's under consideration."

EXCLUSIVE: While HOOK and Katsuyori Shibata remain on the hunt for talent across the globe, they've set a clear standard for Anthony Bowens to potentially join The Opps ...

05.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4

Maggie Gyllenhaal really looked at her husband and said, "I have a role for you in my new movie. You're going to represent all of the self-identifying well-meaning men who are actually do-nothing putzes who would be lost without women saving their ass" and I just think that's neat.

04.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Of these 60 reviews, only 15 are women.

Only.
Fifteen.
Are.
WOMEN.

04.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1
02.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 103 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 8

Sometimes, self-care is reading books, eating pastries, and petting cats.

01.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 667 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 5

AEW is what happens when a wrestling company actually likes its fans

26.02.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 207 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

Then Fuck Don Callis / Fuck ICE too chants on #AEWDynamite

26.02.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 152 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
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a man in a red shirt talking to a police officer with the words i 'm not gonna lie ALT: a man in a red shirt talking to a police officer with the words i 'm not gonna lie

Sickos during Hangman's descriptions of violence towards MJF #AEWDynamite

26.02.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday, @andy.wrestlejoy.com! Hope it's a wonderful day! πŸŽ‚

21.02.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
mrfunnyinthebank
Feb 18
Follow Jon Moxley pursues Konosuke Takeshita with the passion and doggedness of a powerful vampire who recognizes a mortal lover's ancient soul
inhabiting a new body

mrfunnyinthebank Feb 18 Follow Jon Moxley pursues Konosuke Takeshita with the passion and doggedness of a powerful vampire who recognizes a mortal lover's ancient soul inhabiting a new body

[aew] petition for tony khan to not be a coward and show tumblr posts on screen instead of tweets

20.02.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 172 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Over 2000 words written today, and the prologue and first chapter of this new project is done. I've really missed writing. This feels amazing. Escaping writer's block is so good for mental health. It's been a good day. Time to reward myself with an iced latte.

20.02.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love's Rain Scent and Baby Soft, cherry lip glow lip gloss, winterfresh gum, and surge soda.

20.02.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When Kevin Owen’s was wrestling his character was basically β€œthe only guy who watched WWE every week and knew they were all on a tv show.”

19.02.2026 11:04 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The three most authentic characters in wrestling:

1. Samoa Joe, a man from a dimension where wrestling is real
2. Eddie Kingston, a man from our dimension who thinks wrestling is real
3. The Beast Mortos, an orc who is also a lawyer

🀼

19.02.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 239 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

AEW has a hardcore singer who hates ICE, giant ladies, an extremely divorced mexican chad and a hairy Australian guy with a fat ass. And they think rehashing tired jokes from 2017 can compete with that lol

19.02.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 132 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

it's me. i'm the one AEW fan who doesn't know it's not real and all your posts are vital. thank you for teaching me

19.02.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Edward Hopper’s 1942 painting β€˜Nighthawks’ of a late night cafe diner

Edward Hopper’s 1942 painting β€˜Nighthawks’ of a late night cafe diner

Gorgeous color noir milieu.
Nighthawks (1942)
Edward Hopper bit.ly/k41Nye #Hopper #Nighthawks #cinematic #art #EdwardHopper #painting #FilmNoir #night #cafe #color #film #noir #painting

11.04.2025 22:47 πŸ‘ 142 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

A wild ending to #AEWDynamite. Swerve Strickland recapturing his Most Dangerous Man moniker in an incredible match with Kenny Omega. 🀼

19.02.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hook's deadpan humor has me rolling. I'm an unabashed fan of what he's doing right now as "the leader" of The Opps. #AEWDynamite 🀼

19.02.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Swerve was the only person who had Hangman's back at Full Gear. Kenny and the Bucks were MIA.

19.02.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills cuz even people who have been complaining what a terrible friend Kenny has been to Hangman for like all of 2025 are now like HOW DARE HANGMAN NOT HELP HIM like sorry what fuck that messy bitch he left Hangman high and dry SO MANY times PLEASE #AEWDynamite 🀼

19.02.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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"I needed this"
Swerve Strickland delivers a ruthless dismantling of Kenny Omega!

Watch #AEWDynamite LIVE on TBS & HBO Max

19.02.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Swerve killing off the competition for Hangman's love and attention I suppose

19.02.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Omega is the god of pro wrestling, but Swerve? He’s a god killer. #aew #wrestlesky

19.02.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

There's nothing hotter than Swerve committing murder on #AEWDynamite. I love you, Kenny, but unhinged Swerve is everything.

19.02.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Swerve vs Kenny was my kinda murdery shit. I love evil Swerve. #AEWDynamite

19.02.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"My first order of business is to get our numbers up..."

LMFAO YES GET YOUR NUMBERS UP ABOVE ZERO GOOD PLAN HOOK #AEWDynamite 🀼

19.02.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0