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Gotta have my ferments.

“Ask not what ferments can do for your biome, but what your biome can do for ferments.” -RFK jr

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Cal has been on here all day defending the honor of Broncos GM John Elway.

If I want to know about Mtv Road Rules, Heat, Rounders or whatever the funk, I'll ask.

I don't know, bud. I'm not Bill Simmons.

Next he's going to start telling me something about Rounders...a movie I have never seen, nor will I see.

That is the sound of the world’s biggest toilet flushing an obscene amount of cash.

Congrats to the new Bluesky co-CEOs: Snoop Cal and Ron.

I certainly don't know who Johnny Bananas is.

Whoa. Too far.

Elway isn’t the QB anymore moran!

Elway????🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Elway. 🙂🙂🙂

Need Kyle to do an investigation into what exactly Elway is doing.

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Don't see the Broncos in on any of these free agents. What is Elway doing??????

of course, but the demand that these guys be included was of course eagerly adopted by these insiders. it's gross.

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could you imagine if Tom Cruise signed some big deal with a studio and they mentioned his agent as having something to do with it. it really shows how reductive they are towards athletes and their labor. literally, the player is the one achieving something, not the guy who makes phone calls.

David Mulugheta of Athletes First is really kicking ass today. Let's take a moment and honor the brave agents and their contributions to the sport of football.

No sauces? What’s going on here?

I’m glad they’re getting some good experience with it for when the playoffs start.

I'm always saying how Collin Roberts and the folks at Excel Football are the real heroes of the gridiron.

that most people's co-workers believe a bunch of nonsense and these stories are catered to that mindset. at least that's how I've taken it.

Such a fan of David Mulugheta of Athletes First. He does such great work.

"coworker belief news stories" is really a good way to describe it.

I got that sense the other day when I thought "what the hell happened to this guy?" He seems like the Aaron Rodgers of Governors.

I call your Señor Incredible

I was wondering the other day if they had him figuratively strapped to a chair in his first couple of years because he seemingly went nuts fairly recently. And I guess some folks in the know said that yes, he was definitely restrained by his people from letting his freak flag fly until now.