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all the Americans stuck in the Middle East and Trey Gowdy is nowhere to be found

Convinced that every AI CEO sees themselves as Neo and/or The Architect from 'The Matrix.'

We use the little price lock option thingy on gas from points we get at the convenience store...
In the last 24 hours it's gone up $0.63 per gallon for midgrade.

<me, building a small pirate go fast boat to hijack this beauty>

Some people say "Jeez Louise" but I prefer the more proper "Jesus Louisus"

this is the beginning of "The Aristocrats" joke

We're in bat(shit) country

I don't have rights to any of these movies but I still want to sue

...anyone else hear a choir singing in staccato Latin? Just me?

some of a slack, yes

Still love how Mullin tried to make a verb into an indefinite article.

a man in a suit and tie is saying i 'm particularly glad that these lovely children . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying i 'm particularly glad that these lovely children .

<Republicans after Markwayne Mullin's first presser>

Markwayne Mullin, DHS opening presser:

So, things are going to change around here. But first we have to address the elephant in the room. Sister kissing. My wife is not my sister. And I want to clear the air on that now. I don't have a sister. Or a sister-cousin. Well, hang on. Shoot. Gotta check.

Tired: Noem fired
Wired: Noem prosecuted

Just catching up so what did I miss today?

Private eyes (clap) are watching you (clap clap), they see your every move

In Ecuador, US military carries out 1st land operation against cartels: SOUTHCOM The United States and Ecuador conducted joint military operations against “designated terrorist organizations in Ecuador,” U.S. Southern Command announced Tuesday.

abcnews.com/Internationa...

and now we have ground troops taking part in joint ops in <checks notes> Ecuador

Target CEO Michael Fiddelke wants to refocus Target's attention away from his hair

I know it's early but this has to be in the running for best meme of the war

These two convictions are not the same - and Polis lazily framing them as such is a false comparative.

At some point Trump is going to have to try to pronounce names of leaders in Iran and boy is that going to be something

Markwayne McGillicuty here is just glad no one asked about his relationship with his sister-cousin.

So he can keep it at bay

...and I truly mean JFC

<recently in the Trump WH>

"Ok, go with me. Regime. Change. But don't call it that, um, not right away. Push Israel. I mean, come the fuck on, right? They're gonna. They're GONNA. Bet on it! Yeah, no, I'm serious, really, Polymarket this. Venezuelan oil? Sure. Fine. But Iran? That's the enchilada."

"How about Operation Epstein Fury?"

"Nah, too obvious."

"Ok, how about Operation Epic Fury?"

"There it is."

"Uncontainment Maxxing"

yeah, no shit