Billy Christ

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Fellas, it's International Women's Day, so today would be a good day for you to shut the fuck up.

At first glance, I thought he was lying on a huge pile of ground beef.

No way.

I worked in a very fancy restaurant back when people still smoked in restaurants. One time, a guest asked me to ask one of our most curmudgeonly regular customers to put out his cigar. Cigar guy looked across the dining room and said, "I will, but only if that man takes off his fucking baseball cap"

I can never walk past a sugar maple without saying I’d tap that

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Yeah, I think this just means the Kurds took his call and said, "fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, we won't get fooled again."

Imagine if during the Vietnam war, all the advisors had kept telling Johnson he was winning, and also Johnson had late-stage dementia and was also a child rapist.

It's okay. This would only be an actual problem if Democrats were in power.

Wow. This seems serious. Is there anybody in the United States legislature you might be able to contact?

a man with a mustache is clapping his hands in front of a group of people with the word magic written on the screen . Alt: Yeah, that's like magic, baby.

And just like that . . . his reputation disappears.

(Reported as pornography)

Iranian hackers threatening to hack into the top 3 credit bureaus and wiping Americans debt… and I just wanna know who I gotta speak to in order to expedite this.

I don't know if you heard him, but the "Secretary of War" publicly admitted the official US policy is to not give a crap about the rules of war anymore.
(This is very dangerous and stupid. But we knew he was going to be dangerous and stupid when he started.)

Who's that girl lying on your grill?
Patty.

I prefer parables.

Sounds like you're kinda racist against crackers.

There is a limited number of irredeemable assholes.

Thank you for your service.

*(and sadly, the Democrats will not do this. So it's also the Democrats' war.)

This is good framing. If the Democrats* had any political sense, they'd be tarring and feathering every Republican with this wildly unpopular war.
If a party has the power to stop something and they don't, they're complicit and deserve to be blamed. It's not Trump®s war. It's a Republican war.

In the end, with him on a hook, it was indeed okay.
The middle part was messy though.

He kindly painted my profile background for me.

Fried muthafuckin chicken skins for sale, baby

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Wait till I tell you about the results of literally every UBI pilot program ever attempted. . .

I'm gonna score dad the W on this one.
#GoodParenting

There Never Was a West David Graeber There Never Was a West Or, Democracy Emerges From the Spaces In Between 2007 From the collection “Possibilities: Essays on Hierarchy,...

Even the idea about "the West" is largely imaginary:
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That is the perfect Republican response. A wholly inaccurate parallel in historical details, blaming the wrong person.