No. Donald J. Turmp
@realDotardTurmp
23.02.2026 05:38
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No. Donald J. Turmp
@realDotardTurmp
Side view of a country gentleman with an extra large nose. Caption: Don't snort Viagra
Remember, kids . . .
Trump during a State of The Union address. Mike Pence, right behind, is holding his nose and frowning.
There will be some perfume . . .
Roger’s Trousers.
JD invited the Pope to his own home country.
What a dipstick.
An image of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump during the debate. Caption: Hillary: I told you he'd fuck the chair. Trump: *while fucking the chair* I never fucked the chair.
Also . . .
What are those two parrots in the foreground doing?
Ginger chews.
Congress = Senate + House of Representatives.
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Illustration of a Boneless Chicken Ranch. With floppy chickens draped everywhere.
Boneless chickens . . .
and groceries
Why is it called a spelling bee?
A photograph of a middle aged, bearded gentleman with the caption: The man who invented autocorrect has died. His funfair is next monkey.
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Exactly. It’s also worth noting that the trade deficits actually increased in 2025 despite the tariffs.
The UK controls the refueling, ATC and other infrastructure.
Th US needs permission to land at an RAF base.
That’s a very nice bundt.
Europe: We don’t want to be involved in your madman’s war crimes. All US service personnel will be deported and the bases closed.
It very much sounds like it.
Some people call it a skullet.
The US Congress has abdicated its role, we are now ruled by the Knesset.
Was he not profusely thanking John Roberts at the SOTU last year?
Or excremented.
He can exonerate people, including himself, with just a single thought.
The Sweeney!!
Arrested on his birthday too.
A scene from Airplane! where Julie Hagerty playing the part of Elaine Dickinson is speaking into the PA microphone. But the "piiot" is a blow up doll of Donald Trump in a pilot's uniform. The caption reads: ANYONE ON BOARD KNOW HOW TO RUN A COUNTRY?
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Sounds like Blondie to me.
Everyone call in sick and request a mail-in ballot.
Just say you’ve contracted measles.
Both of them: dereliction of duty and obstruction of justice.