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The religious ecstasy of getting a stance break > critical hit on him, is what I'm getting at

I love gore

Carrion on sale. I miss her so bad.

I FORGET that he has a bespoke theme sometimes, because I will be honest for all of my NG+++++++++ cycles I have only fought him like once. Fake Godwyn fan 👎

They really went All In on the pipe organs, is what it is

Lichdragon Fortissax reminds me of Heavensward

Jk bold of you to assume I don’t think the Abyss Watchers are women, too

The Abyss Watchers are like Weapon Bequeathed Harmonia for boys

Yes G’raha would be invited to Kamil and Estinien’s wedding, Kamil would extend that olive branch. But he probably wouldn’t show up. With the expectation that his absence would be Noticed and Pondered. But Kamil would be like ‘honestly thank god’ and just move on oops

What if a beautiful catboy was deeply in love with and proposed marriage to an ugly, unemployed French boy

Can’t believe Kamil is getting married to a French guy

The 'meanest' thing Estinien has probably ever said about Kamil's cooking was "bit salty, innit 🤷‍♀️". And you know he still polished off his whole bowl of wretched, molten bullshit !!

Kamil really does have Estinien eating out of his hand, in the idiomatic sense.

But also in a literal sense of like. Estinien is an omnivorous dog of a man and would trust any food Kamil offered him. Even if it's Kamil's own horrible cooking.

Kamil would have to hide his medication in something else, that shit is too sweet for him. And also he'd be the type of dog who is very dubious about eating anything off a spoon.

Estinien would be the type of dog who would refuse peanut butter

I was thinking about Bell Bearing Zenos’s extremely high threshold for bleed again

‘Proccing bleed on him’ is out, ‘giving him period cramps’ is in.

Genuinely think an Ishgardian man has insulted him and/or rejected his advances with exactly this type of backhanded compliment.

My Dark Souls au Estinien............

He’d still be ugly if he were a dog though.This is an important distinction.

Estinien is not an attractive man, but he would make a very beautiful horse or bull

I like Frostp*unk for the exact same reasons I like Heavensward (Western Europeans struggling to survive in the wake of a biblical calamity of ice and frost)

This is an alternate steampunk history specifically about the fall of industrial age Britain to a calamitous freeze, why is your narrator American.

Every time I see the Fro*stpunk opening animatic I'm like 'Awesome but why are you American'

In-game ffxiv Sacha really does have a pretty severe resting bitch face

lrp I was once again considering how Triangle they are

A reminder: isosceles

he looks like this

goatee shaved