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Potential game show contestant. Former Axios, The Hill, Passcode. Founder of the Codebook cybersecurity newsletter. Once got lost in a Starbucks.

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Real Americans weren't driving Toyota pickups in 1986.

07.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What about C Major?

06.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Two 10-year lecturerships in #DigitalHumanities @ucc.ie.

Requirements to teach at the Communications University of China in Beijing on a new joint BA programme.

For information package including full details of the post, selection criteria and application process see ore.ucc.ie (Job ID: 094538).

06.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Using portals to get through the strait

Using portals to get through the strait

06.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Most Americans see Iran as Minor Threat.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5qs...

06.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately, β€œYo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

06.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 9404 πŸ” 2122 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 34
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Why Does Child Care Seem Less Affordable Than Ever?

Child care costs are rising faster than inflationβ€”up 8% since mid-2024β€”and in some states now exceed in-state college tuition. Yet many providers earn $13/hour and operate on razor-thin margins.

Both families and workers are suffering under a broken system.

06.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

*help.

06.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Being obnoxious to parents who obtain bad information doesn't undo their having bad information. It does, however, stigmatize asking for health.

06.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's a lot going on with how (ahem) Mr. Rib Cage got this incorrect.

In a world with misinformation, some of it backed by huckster doctors, it's extremely dangerous to tell people to never question anything.

06.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@nora.zone, you finally solved social media.

06.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

CWO Marzan, you deserved better from us.

06.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, I feel like anyone who has expressed any opinion about Maine Senatorial politics could probably be described as an addled-brained political nutter.

06.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is it, man, my Clock King moment...

05.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

...That's intramural volleyball.

06.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, if someone bombed the United States in a prolonged, multi-day assault that eliminated our top leadership, we wouldn't consider that a war. That's intramural volleyball.

06.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

sTOp mE BEforE I knOW WHat Day IT iS.

05.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
51% key ingredients. No other brand even comes close.

51% key ingredients. No other brand even comes close.

51% of the ingredients are ingredients.

06.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is my Condiment King origin story.

06.03.2026 11:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous β€˜Stop Cop City’ Protester A court record reviewed by 404 Media shows privacy-focused email provider Proton Mail handed over payment data related to a Stop Cop City email account to the Swiss government, which handed it to the ...

SCOOP: Proton Mail provided Swiss authorities with payment data that the FBI then used to determine who was allegedly behind an anonymous account affiliated with the Stop Cop City movement in Atlanta, according to a court record reviewed by 404 Media.

05.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 2805 πŸ” 1534 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 384

I love the phrase "I'm going to become the joker." It's probably a little too much for me. I might become the riddler. If the world keeps getting crazier, I might throw some riddles at you.

05.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 8

Yikes! Reading that back, I want to be clear, I’m not questioning whether you were making an evidence-based prediction. That’s a wild meaning I don’t think many people had that prediction!

05.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a wild hunch to be right about.

05.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Look What You Made Us Patch: 2025 Zero-Days in Review | Google Cloud Blog Our analysis of 90 zero-day vulnerabilities tracked in 2025, focusing on techniques and how AI will accelerate the vulnerability landscape.

"For the first time since we began tracking zero-day exploitation, we attributed more zero-days to commercial surveillance vendors than to traditional state-sponsored cyber espionage groups."

Love to see the stats backing up my hunch.

cloud.google.com/blog/topics/...

05.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I believe the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas is currently Falcon and has been since Avenger's Endgame

05.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone saying "Mullin hasn't necessarily got the job" is technically right, but only if you assume several Republicans will vote against him, meaning they have to conference with a senator they just voted out of a promotion.

05.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Give the raccoon its hands back, infosecsie.

05.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Markwayne Mullin becomes the first person to be named Secretary of Homeland Security within 48 hours of accidentally declaring war on another country.

05.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In Brazilian portuguese we now have the verb β€œcoringar” i.e. to joker out

05.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

sTOp mE BEforE I knOW WHat Day IT iS.

05.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0