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John Wayne's Teeth (DontWriteDown)

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Same doofus from the bird app. Haudenosaunee with a Piglet that's a cat. Tv news producer. All opinions are mine.

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I'm currently suffering from a lack of vitamin D and iron, does anyone have some recipes or food recommendations that are high in vitamin D and iron.

Ideally not a vitamin D milk and cereal combo. I have that one down already.

12.12.2023 16:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have never seen a crankier Piglet

29.11.2023 23:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So my safeway is next to a school and the kids who were going there for lunch so my bumper stickers and yelled at me to tell me its cool

28.11.2023 20:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you remembered to take your pills make some noise.

19.11.2023 04:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 81 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Today I had a bus driver stop me at a red light to inform me she loves my bumper sticker.

17.11.2023 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Number of people I've caught taking a photo of my bumper sticker: 2

29.10.2023 17:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You stink

26.09.2023 15:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not a morning person or a night owl but a secret third thing (tired all the time)

22.09.2023 12:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 161 ๐Ÿ” 46 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Happy five year anniversary to this iconic photo of the Piglet

22.09.2023 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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16.09.2023 12:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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16.09.2023 00:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Apparently you were not clear enough to BlueSky

14.09.2023 20:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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She's offended at your presence

14.09.2023 10:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know if I should be impressed or terrified that the AI search on APNewsroom knows what NDN is.

10.09.2023 10:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The chicken is great. Sidenote: do y'all realize we dont have a smoke detector in the kitchen

06.09.2023 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a group chat with my roommates and sometimes I send truly unhinged tweets to them, I shall start a thread of them:

06.09.2023 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Im trying very hard not to panic right now

03.09.2023 19:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would like to go one year without crying on my birthday

02.09.2023 10:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would like to not cry on my birthday but it looks like thats not happening this year

01.09.2023 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
30.08.2023 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Am I dense for giving men who has ghosted me a second chance?

Especially when they proceed to ghost me again?

Cause I feel dense.

30.08.2023 19:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Y'all I got a story to tell y'all but I'm waiting to see how it pans out before letting y'all know

30.08.2023 18:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Teddy, a little orange cat. Point of view while lying down on the couch with Ted standing on my chest.

Teddy, a little orange cat. Point of view while lying down on the couch with Ted standing on my chest.

POV: you decided to lie down on the couch.

30.08.2023 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 288 ๐Ÿ” 24 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Please note that if you come into chipotle by yourself but have 48 million orders and hold up the line, know that I hate you.

Just order online at that point.

25.08.2023 17:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to complain about some of the smallest first world problems ever but then i remember i could have it worse

25.08.2023 15:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Piglet is upset she didn't get any treats so she is pouting in the corner.

25.08.2023 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's a Piglet in a Chicken box

24.08.2023 21:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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she made a

24.08.2023 16:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 325 ๐Ÿ” 56 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3