James Eat World Sr.

whenever I try to go to a nicer coffee shop, the walls whisper “fuck you” and I pack up my things

I write in a coffee shop with mediocre food, and decor that remains unchanged since 1996. for whatever reason, this is my creative happy place

also Munich 4K whennn

a man wearing a hat and a suit is smiling in front of a wall with viceland written on it Alt: a man wearing a hat and a suit is smiling in front of a wall with viceland written on it

hatching a plan to see Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie as many times as I can while still in theatres

One of the stranger movie viewing experiences of my life was watching Munich on Christmas Day in Las Vegas. I was with my parents in a packed movie theatre *inside* a casino that had just opened that day.

Great read. Great movie.

[putting my son to bed]

Him: Daddy, what if you pulled all the needles off of a cactus?

Me: uh

Him: [snoring]

Sharing “genderless burger experience” here for those who haven’t seen it

what do you mean, Nite Sprite? does this mean I’ve been drinking day Sprite this whole time?? Folks,

-Buglogna (bologna in bug shapes)
-Smarties Supreme (??)
-Frankenstein’s Monster Mashed Potatoes

starting to get ready for the Oscars party. themed dish ideas include:

-One Bottle After Another (Modelos)
-Dinners (?)
-Minestrone Souperman
-Aunt Gladys’ Weaponzu Sauce
-Avatar: Fire & Hashbrowns
-Honeybaked Hamnet
-Franks-in-Stein (hot dogs in beer mug)

the criterion artwork for the film, Sentimental Value

Sentimental Value getting Chris Ware cover art is so cool

Bluesky drafts folder announcement

embarrassing how much I needed this

son is magic school bus pilled. won’t stop telling me about the exploits of “the frizz”

Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are

beautiful

I have given so much money in application fees to the same playwrights lab that always rejects me and yet I keep doing it. am I in a findom situation

Goofy hooking himself with a lure while fishing

What's wrong with this guy

a close up of a person 's face with a red stripe on it Alt: Varang from Avatar: Fire & Ash

not seeing any nominations for Varang. they must giving her a special award on the night

the purpose of a first draft is to exist the purpose of a first draft is to exist the purpose of a first draft is to exist

watching The Rip on Netflix. Matt Damon just said, "you think I want to jack this rip?"

let me think* about it for a while

*eat shredded cheese from the bag

in an attempt to rehabilitate the image of Regular Police, the state has created something they are calling Worse Police

[watching The World is Not Enough this evening]

me: wait, are there *two* saw copters in this scene?

Sonia: they mate for life

VARANG from Avatar: Fire & Ash

I wasn’t ready for Varang

best soda ever imho

I wonder what it would feel like to fall down stairs

The Night Monger: an enigmatic man is ensconced in the high-stakes world of black market cheese

gotta take care of some late night check-ins, Tom