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I'm reading a book on clocks. It's about time!
A rapist, a felon, and a reality star asshole walked into a bar
Bartender: what can I get you Mr President
I’d like to cancel my subscription to 2025. I’ve experienced the free 7-day trial and I’m definitely not interested
If you want to help a starving cannibal, just give him a hand
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
If you ask a tall person to get something off a shelf for you, its only fair that they ask you to pick things off the floor for them
Why isnt a group of squids called a squad?
Wow good question 😂
