Ringworld but it's a nipple ring.
10.03.2026 01:44
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Ringworld but it's a nipple ring.
I know calling reps is very nerve racking. You're not sure what's the right thing to say, and tbh having a script thrown at me makes things just as nerve racking.
I called today, and I figured I'd write up a transcript of how my call went down. Hopefully it helps demystify the process
Mastodon here!
The angry part of Bluesky remembered KOSA (now under the Kids Internet and Digital Safety Act, or H.R. 7757) exists but rather yell at you I'll say:
If you have REALLY bad anxiety (like me!), you can call your reps after hours! Voicemail counts! The site 5Calls give you a script to read off of:
Forever torn over which is hotter: this exact scenario, or this scenario but I'm pinned directly under Her throat instead.
A tasty little treat before gulping down the feathered main course, no doubt. And if shi wants dessert, I know a gryph who'd eagerly volunteer for Reinvern milking~
oh what a cuuuutieeee
Man, as someone who prefers endo and loves throat bulges, crop storage is too powerful...
Don't be silly, animals don't wear hats! This version is way too anthropomorphic.
Oh no, is this like the Roblox Oof?
I thought of this clip the instant I saw the sign. It's the perfect interview. XD
Nitro holy SHIT?!?! 💦💦💦 The first pic was already perfect, and then it somehow kept getting even better??
That progression from filling the hallway, to overfilling the hallway, to "what hallway?" From confusion, to curiosity, to desire. The power dynamic role reversal. Just. Chef's kiss, no words.
Ah yes, all the classic sizes. Micro. Nano. Zippo.
"You're kinda cute at this size."
I could say the same to you, buddy!
Heard nothing about that second bit so far. 28-24 is the Entire democratic wing of the committee voting against and two republicans abstaining entirely.
Not a great sign for the bill, this puts it in a very precarious position for the floor vote.
Big news, and not good news, but luckily for us we have time. It needs to get to the committee of rules FIRST before heading to the main house chamber.
This means our fight is not over.
We will need to fight HARDER
#savespeech #notodigitalid
Popping open the valve inside your sheath, stuffing my beak in, and huffing and puffing.
@cynosura-ad.bsky.social @goopypanther.bsky.social @phenokage.bsky.social I don't know if they're true (wikipedia didn't mention anything) but there were some facts in this video I thought you all might find Interesting. www.youtube.com/shorts/RYCVi...
You're a good creature no matter what creature it is. <3
A meme image of a stick figure looking at two cakes in delight and exclaiming "Holy shit! Two cakes!" It's been edited to read "Holy shit! Two foxes!"
I dunno, I think they're both great in their own ways. <3
"Hold your horses" but with pigs instead?
...also I would totally hold horses with you. <3
He seems less excited about it than me, though! Granted, being more excited would be tough...
I wouldn't worry about it too much. If they want to be found, I'm sure they'll find some way to get your attention! (Or to put it another way, if you don't notice them, that's their fault. ;p)
Yeah, it's like a candy bar, gotta unwrap it first.
At this point, I'm beginning to think he drinks them indoors on purpose~
This is super cute, and I always love seeing more Big Alex. ^^
American medicine being what it is, I'd probably be stuck for YEARS in a referral loop between dentists and veterinarians because "I'm not trained to work on [animals/humans]."
(It'd only end because the slow-burn TF finally finished.)
Took me an embarrassingly long time to realize you meant "restraining device" and not "snout." Pictured a TF starting snout-first, and your own jaws involuntarily clamping shut if you tried to use words.
Small guys are the best big guys~
I might not have one as a character, but they are GORGEOUS and I always love seeing one show up!
Clearly there's an even-bigger ashta somewhere out there, undiscovered. ;3