leave the bras in 2025, down with those fucken boob prisons, swing low sweet chariots
23.12.2025 23:54
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leave the bras in 2025, down with those fucken boob prisons, swing low sweet chariots
I’m sorry you mistook my whispering of “let’s get out of here” to mean something sexy.
I’m just having a panic attack
life hack:
Me: “Are these just words at the top of a shitpost?”
Interviewer: “I meant questions about the job?”
Your support has been nothing less than *lifesaving* for single mom Mai. You've helped her with surgery, nutritious food, and shelter when she can rely on nobody else—and is often helping others.
Keep going. Give/find her link here + click "monthly": chuffed.org/project/hope...
you: *moaning and writhing in pain*
me: [a musician] *quietly trying to find the harmony*
cat wearing glasses and bow tie at laptop
born to be merry, forced to know what a spreadsheet is
A percentage of you is left but you never know how much so you charge here and there with activities or rest, or else some actual indescribable plug. I bet if you did try to describe it I'd get at least 8%
a lost and found but for Pippi Longstocking
sitting here with a glass of milk
and a plastic cup full of dry honey nut cheerios
like a perfectly normal and sane person
Açaí would make for such a pretentious name for a child
I think we're going to need extended time for the airing of grievances.
They call me cheez it cause I'm extra cheesy
*second noel feeling left out*
This humiliationship is exhausting because I’m both the clown and the audience.
I have to get up, then walk so I can go lay down. Life is stupid.
"Journalists regularly tricked by astroturfing groups" would be a good story but you can see why they don't write that one
Pancreatic cancer is still one of the deadliest cancers. However, there are promising strategies currently under investigation that have been delayed or harmed because of the Trump administration and Elon Musk's DOGE.
CDMRP cuts left no money for many forms of cancer research including pancreatic.
Float like a butterfly, stings when I pee.
The most wonderful sandwich of the year
merry Christmas to all, even the haters and losers!! they can’t help that they’re so fucked up!!!
They found endo all the way down to my sigmoid colon.
I had an ovarian cyst and had it removed but they didn’t remove the other one. And now I’m in pain. I have a shooting pain from my stomach to my upper thigh.
Merry Christmas Eve to all who celebrate 🎄🥂
Happy Wednesday to everyone else and I look forward to the mid posting 😁
I experience an acute sort of combination anaphylaxis and gastritis whenever I accidentally stumble upon a photograph of Russell Brand.
I am 3 more follows away from hitting 5.7 followers. Does this matter to me....historically, canonically, yes. Will I be a needy bitch about me???
Well...it is technically Christmas Eve...so....