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Let’s start a punk rock band. Blue Jays & Raptors.

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It’s like Highschool ball in Ontario. Stevie, who is in grade 9 & plays house league ball is standing in against Jimmy, a 19yo taking an extra semester who throws 95 & is committed to Vandy for next year.

Will Stevie make contact? Or will the air displacement caused by elite velocity kill him? 🤷‍♂️

07.03.2026 16:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s too late. The cargo shorts & crocs have already come out of closets across suburbia. They’ll be here until at least Halloween.

07.03.2026 14:05 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If we’re Snow Latinos, they can be Beach Hosers

07.03.2026 02:26 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is saying i 'm not one for " i told you so " but ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying i 'm not one for " i told you so " but

Hybrid and EV owners right now:

07.03.2026 00:26 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Did he go 8 innings of shutout relief after completing an iron man earlier in the day?

06.03.2026 11:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As a parent, I’m okay with it.

05.03.2026 13:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My university aged kids have had useless rez life staff. Totally absent. But no parties even close to what we lived through.

05.03.2026 13:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m putting Snow Latino on any form or questionnaire that asks for my ethnicity from here on.

05.03.2026 13:27 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I was a Don at WLU in the late 90’s. This exact scenario was extremely common.

05.03.2026 13:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I hope there were members of team punch a Nazi present. Stay safe and thank you for your good work.

05.03.2026 11:51 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in captain america 's uniform says i understood that reference Alt: a man in captain america 's uniform says i understood that reference
05.03.2026 01:41 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m from Hamilton and can confirm

05.03.2026 00:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oof…I left out *group projects* in I level classes… 🤦‍♂️

Seriously, the level of vitriol my kids can spit when their group members are coasting is shocking.

04.03.2026 19:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The kids are alright. Despite DoFo’s best efforts.

04.03.2026 17:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would have bet the over, but I’m sure there are hidden grifts…er…benefits somewhere

04.03.2026 17:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cybertrucks probably don’t have the capability to pull hard enough

04.03.2026 17:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I used to think this, until I witnessed my kids in U level classes in high school

04.03.2026 17:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The dumbest timeline

04.03.2026 00:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t want the Globe and Mail to apologize to U.S. Ambassador Pete Hoekstra for Cathal Kelly’s column on the USA Men’s Hockey Team.

But I do want the Globe to apologize to me personally for every column Cathal Kelly has written for them since 2014.

04.03.2026 00:46 👍 66 🔁 6 💬 6 📌 0

This guy would have redistributed PP’s pension to people who need it.

04.03.2026 00:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We should probably remember this as we vote in the future as well.

03.03.2026 20:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@jesseburrill17.bsky.social and @o-hill.bsky.social with another solid episode

03.03.2026 18:42 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Ya

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03.03.2026 13:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I didn’t know he was Scottish

03.03.2026 01:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It sucks when the switch out your favourite snack in the lunchroom vending machine. Totally justified.

03.03.2026 00:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No. Stop using AI.

02.03.2026 22:51 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We should skip ahead 30 minutes this year and then just leave it.

02.03.2026 20:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Full Metal jacket

02.03.2026 02:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

J-Dub

01.03.2026 23:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I had to be in office for a meeting last week, so of course I’m sick as hell this weekend. I’m looking forward to napping on the couch with blue jays baseball on the TV this afternoon.

01.03.2026 17:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0