The Howdiest Pardner

Boogus, Bambo, Bengazi

What is up with nerd conventions shitting their doodoo ass this year? And why would you ignore two cease and desist orders saying your logo BREAKS INTERNATIONAL LAW?

Watched it last night, IT WAS SO FICKING GOOD. it might be one of my favorite horror movies.

👀 adding to my spooky list I need to watch

Come to daddy!

That wasn't camping, that was a team kill

Uncle Joe Biden severely underappreciated video game character. If you skipped End of Zoe in RE7 you did yourself a disservice.

Clancy Brown is the white Tony Todd

Maaan Drew Barrymore just had to shut her ass up for one more week and she would have everything she wanted.

Worm in Richard Scarry Apple car

“Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.”

Those aren't dead raccoons you're passing on the highway, it's actually the same raccoon that flies five miles in front of you and is taking a nap every time you drive by (his arms are tired).

My first post will be of The Boy