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Parody account. Not affiliated with Disney, Marvel, DC, ABC or anybody else, including YOU! Pronouns: They, Them, Those Jerks

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And we all will next week too!!

01.03.2026 04:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like CK Dexter Haven, we have unexpected depth.

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01.03.2026 03:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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See you next week! Watch out for disintegration rays!

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01.03.2026 03:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That was one of the best Svengoolie live tweet sessions!

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01.03.2026 03:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Next week: Young Frankenstein, the prequel.

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01.03.2026 03:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We know we keep bringing up the book. But in it, the aliens are killed by disease. And the narrator kind of says. "Well, we survived by pure luck. Nothing we did. "

#svengoolie

01.03.2026 03:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imperialism carries with it the seeds of its own failure. Imperialism corrupts the colony and the colonizer.

See also Joseph Conrad.

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01.03.2026 03:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, the sound effects in the movie are amazing. The noises build and build and then goes deadly quiet when the Martian ship crashes at the end.

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01.03.2026 03:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 03:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good observation!

01.03.2026 03:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, they imply, we think, that God sent the virus to stop them. Answering their prayers.

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01.03.2026 03:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Implication is that they prayed the Martians to death.

Hays Code Overload.

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01.03.2026 03:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The ending...

#svengoolie.

01.03.2026 03:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thoroughly part of the Wells vision.

01.03.2026 03:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can see the Hay Code moving around in the background, making the movie less Wells and more USA.

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01.03.2026 03:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Well, "win" is stretching it. Lucked out.

01.03.2026 03:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We will defend our balcony!

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01.03.2026 02:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of those League of Extraordinary Gentlemen books reimagined the alien invasion. Turns out the aliens weren't from Mars. They're a race of Space Raiders, and their last stop was Mars, where they were driven off by John Carter and his friends.

#svengoolie

01.03.2026 02:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Martian whispers "We're not curious at all. We're just wiping you guys out because we're creatin content for our social media."

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01.03.2026 02:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Luckily, the Martians are held at bay by many irradiated Earth Monsters

Giant Scorpions, Spiders, Gila Monsters, Crab Monsters, Praying Mantises, Ants, Slugs, Grasshoppers, Leeches, all giants ready to defend Earth!

And if all else fails:

#svengoolie

01.03.2026 02:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You show good taste and refinement.

01.03.2026 02:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apparently Nosti, Gwen and Imp were too scared to show up?

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01.03.2026 02:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very much so.

01.03.2026 02:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HA!

Can't believe we didn't think of that joke.

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01.03.2026 02:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Meanwhile, the aliens landed in Vegas and were immediately wiped out by the Mafia.

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01.03.2026 02:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The narrator in the book pretty much says "Well, we, the British Empire? We probably deserve this."

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01.03.2026 02:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He will always live on...

IN OUR NIGHTMARES

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01.03.2026 02:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well put. As with all of HG Wells books, they took out a lot of the socialist theories and social commentary. Religion and Scientists do NOT come off well in the book. Everything in society fails. And human kind only survives by happenstance.

#svengoolie

01.03.2026 02:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't be preposterous. He's drinking critic tears.

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01.03.2026 01:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes indeed. Take care of yourself. Heckle as needed!

01.03.2026 01:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0