Dave

The internet was a mistake

Fast food for everyone!

In related news, see ya later, Spotify

Said differently: he’s an inbred ass kisser

They’re WEIRD. Applied during the ‘24 campaign. Clearly still true today.

PINE was the single greatest piece of software for accessing email and USENET. I will die on this hill.

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

I fucking hate the American culture of entitled asshole selfishness. you see it everywhere. the driver assholes going 90 in a school zone. the assholes who don’t leash their dog or pick up their dog shit. the assholes who litter. the assholes who won’t vaccine their kids

America's Next Top Mullah

the guys trying to call DoD the "department of war" are getting very prickly about people calling their war a "war"

Think of all the additional "work" she can get done now that she doesn't have to run around locking up / deporting innocent people or flying around on the "bang jet"

Who will greet me over the monitor the next time I’m in the TSA PreCheck line?

For what possible reason??

You’ve outdone yourselves again.

it cost $50.00 to fill my car last week. it took $76.00 to fill it yesterday.

when do i get my own news segment to endlessly bitch about it being the president's fault?

isn't that how the media works?

or was that only because the last president was a Democrat?

FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

I’m co-holder of a US patent for a design of women’s underwear.

Must be a day ending in Y

He's looking at the We Rate Wars Bluesky account

Masterful gambit, sir

TBH, everything about Dunkin objectively sucks, but this is still an idiotic hill for this idiot to die on.

Stephen A: "We all know the stark realities of armed conflict"

Skip: "mmhmm"

Stephen A: "Nobody wants to see our sons and daughters lose their lives in battle"

Skip: *nods*

Stephen A: "HOWEVER..."

Adding Benetti and WHOMEVER they pair him with is such a massive upgrade over the main ESPN cast and crew.

The year is 2015. Pete Hegseth recklessly hits a man on live TV with a throwing ax.

The year is 2019. Pete Hegseth declares he hasn't washed his hands in 10 years and doesn't believe in germs.

The year is 2026. Pete Hegseth, now with the power of the U.S. military at his fingertips...

Masterful gambit, sir

BARVES

The midterm ads are writing themselves

not even "concepts of a plan"

and Kernen just sits there without even the hint of a challenge. A complete puppet.