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Home for the weekend 🏕️🌈💚

Fully in my “reformer addiction” era and I love that for me 🥰

HAPPY MAYHEM ❤️🖤❤️ @goodtrouble79.bsky.social

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I absolutely butchered flying lunges yesterday, but a Pilates vet of 10+ years just told me they’re a super advanced move. I needed that validation… 😅🥰

I think it’s so poetic that my first use of my AMEX Delta platinum card was at the wine store

Happy birthday! You’re probably going to love your 30s! You still feel fairly young but actually know some shit about life now.

Hubby and I both had meh sleep last night and upon opening Bluesky, it seems half of y’all did, as well???

Hello! ❤️

EDC hotel booked ✅ get me under the electric sky ASAP! 😍🪩

You can have mine 😂😵‍💫

Ugh same. I have a giant oak tree in my backyard and if/when it falls toward my house, it’s going to completely destroy it. 🙃

One of my many quirks - I will *not* be eating the crunchy white pieces of lettuce in a salad

YES

My hamstrings have been absolutely cooked since Thursday’s reformer class and I’m really hoping a Normatech session will help 🥹

Spontaneously painted my nails black. Bringing the MAYHEM energy a few days early. 🖤😍

We’re glad you did 😌

In an interesting “bourbon caramelized bananas as snack” era and I’m not mad at it

Just took the best little 30 minute nap, not because I was tired but because I’m relaxed. What a great way to start the weekend. 🥰

Plankton looking up smiling while a long shadow is cast over him

Gays on fcf

Took my second reformer class today, and now that I kind of know what I’m doing, I can really lean into the burn. Because whew… it hit way harder than last time! 🥵

I love having this right next to the office! I can just walk in there after work and relax, then go home and sleep like a baby. 😍

He was her whole world 😭💔

I got to paint the Chinese symbol for good fortune, as part of our Lunar New Year festivities at work. Not to be dramatic, but I think I nailed it. 😍😂

Happy Towel Tuesday ☀️🤍

The people commenting “focus on the Epstein files” on any post about the cartel leader execution and subsequent violence in Jalisco really think that the entire world revolves around US politics 🙄🤡 go outside and touch grass!

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Cute 😍

I love going to raves because where else can I experience a hot “straight” guy subtly bouncing my semi-hard cock along his ass and sliding it between his cheeks while he grinds against his girlfriend? 😍

Yes please 🥰