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Charlotte

@rocketqueened

Pulling pints, talking shit, wrangling chalk pens and causing trouble for @indierabble and @ahoppyplace | she/her

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Calling in sick for International Women's Boxing Day

09.03.2026 11:43 πŸ‘ 529 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5
An International woman of mystery with a vermouth and tortilla in Madrid

An International woman of mystery with a vermouth and tortilla in Madrid

Happy International Women's Day to the most International of them all @rocketqueened.bsky.social

08.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The lord hath given us manchego and dry sherry, the lord wants me to have a little sleep and then continue to get fucked up

07.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How have I ended up drinking an Italian cask mild in Madrid?

07.03.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THE TECHNICAL TERM IS HANDLEY BOY

07.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing Guernica when you're quite hungover really hammers it home eh

07.03.2026 12:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love vermouth and I love anchovies and I love Madrid

06.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

feels like a minute since i have pointed out that donald trump has pardoned more child sex offenders than every other president of the united states combined

05.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 3177 πŸ” 1079 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 24

Women: We live in a constant state of vigilance because men pose a constant threat to us, here are literally millions of corroborating stories.

Men: What a scary time for men this is.

05.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 3268 πŸ” 676 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 16
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ICO writes to Meta over 'concerning' AI smart glasses report Videos, including of glasses-wearers using the toilet or having sex, are sometimes reviewed by a Kenya-based subcontractor.

Last year when I was checking into a hotel, the desk person was wearing Meta glasses. I kindly asked them to take them off. They were annoyed. I said, β€œI do not consent to you looking at my credit card and ID with Meta glasses on.” My instincts were correct: www.bbc.com/news/article...

05.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 6122 πŸ” 2442 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 183
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... alongside some scientific and historical deep dives into the history of different beer styles to satiate the beer nerds among us!

Book in now and secure a spot to kick off the bank holiday weekend right! Tickets are on eventbrite via our insta bio, or linked above! 🍺

05.03.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Beer & Food Pairing at AHP Maidenhead! An all-new menu of beers matched up to individual courses of food, designed to be enjoyed together!

OUR NEXT TASTING EVENING! 🍽 www.eventbrite.com/e/1984484908...

There's been a lot on our plates in 2026 thus far, but now it's time to put some stuff on your plates instead.

We're kicking off this year's tastings with a wide range of beer styles matched up with an all-new set of food pairings...

05.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

2026 just keeps kicking everyone repeatedly in the groin without much sign of letting up, BUT in 48 hours I intend to be already several beers and a large amount of ham deep into a weekend in Madrid so there is that.

04.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

More common than you would think. And aside from anything else, there's usually far too many hard surfaces and sharp edges in your average bar to be truly safe for someone who still uses those kinds of "quips"

04.03.2026 08:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I reach new levels of secondhand embarrassment each time I see a grown adult refer to a pub or bar as a "man creche" in the year of our lord 2026

04.03.2026 08:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 534 πŸ” 184 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 6

Every time I see cows out and about I do an involuntary impersonation of that one clip of big Liz. You know the one. COWS!!!

03.03.2026 11:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Apex liberalism here.

Only a true master at the top of their game could spin a criticism of Isabel Oakeshott into the worst take imaginable

02.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Us & Israel entered a war illegally and vaporised a school filled with young girls, and Mr Law is like β€œI think that was bad” before offering the use of our air bases so they can continue to murder civilians.

02.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMy vacation to the human rights violation hotspot was cruelly interrupted by human rights violations.”

02.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

There just isn't a lot of substance to conservative views at the end of the day? It's an unshakeable belief in hierarchy and authority. You can only dress it up so many ways.

02.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 377 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot reads: Human Rights Research Center
Sep 5, 2023
11 min read
Author: Aalia Garrett 

September 5, 2023

Modern Day Slavery in the UAE


Migrant labor workers performing manual labor on a construction site in Dubai, UAE. Laborers around the Arabian Gulf are coerced to endure and work in extreme heat conditions. [Image source: National Geographic]

Screenshot reads: Human Rights Research Center Sep 5, 2023 11 min read Author: Aalia Garrett September 5, 2023 Modern Day Slavery in the UAE Migrant labor workers performing manual labor on a construction site in Dubai, UAE. Laborers around the Arabian Gulf are coerced to endure and work in extreme heat conditions. [Image source: National Geographic]

oh, are we concerned with people stranded in the region now

02.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 486 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

OK which is it:

1) Muslim voters will bring in regressive Sharia and destroy democracy
2) Muslim voters will let in lefty woke Marxists and destroy democracy

I need them to pick ONE 🀣

28.02.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 5

Isabel Oakeshott claiming asylum in the first safe country she reaches, yeah?

02.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"always the golfer, never the wildfire victim."

03.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 1214 πŸ” 264 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
Manchesters best beer pubs and bars second edition, by Matthew Curtis

Manchesters best beer pubs and bars second edition, by Matthew Curtis

This is exciting isn’t it. Art by David Bailey, foreword by Matty White, 50 new additions, out April 2nd. I imagine you might want a pre order link, eh?

01.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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Happy Saint David’s Day 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿❀️ This year, why not take part in some of the traditional festivities of Wales? Wear a daffodil, make Welsh cakes and dance like you’ve never actually seen anyone dance before but are contractually obliged to 😎

01.03.2026 07:40 πŸ‘ 131 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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NEW: Hoppy Book Club!! πŸ“š hosted this month by Lily on 26th March from 7pm, discussing Remarkably Bright Creatures by Shelby Van Pelt! ✨️

Read, chat, drink, mingle. All adults welcome, audiobook listeners welcome!

See you then!

28.02.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's the "confer" that makes me laugh- what, you're not allowed to talk to your friends and family about who you're going to vote for, a perfectly normal topic on the day of an election?

27.02.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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David Bailey's Just Beer Things #30 β€” The Best Beer β€” Pellicle *** We’re able to support contributors like David thanks to the support of our Patreon subscribers. If you enjoy the work we publish on Pellicle, week in, week out, then consider joining them by ...

Oh what a pure and beautiful joy the best beer is. Tag yourself. We are ALL OF THEM. @bathedailey

www.pelliclemag.com/home/2026/2/...

27.02.2026 11:04 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2