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Autistic, Houstonian, lover of film and dogs, secular Jew. He/Him. Free Palestine

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It’s genuinely insane how many cop dramas hinge on the idea that Internal Affairs is an omnipresent, suffocating entity trying to ruin cops’ lives for being too damn good at their job when in real life we get a steady drip of videotaped executions that don’t even go to trial.

10.03.2026 00:23 👍 175 🔁 44 💬 5 📌 2

every Resident Evil bossfight is a guy who injects himself with a chemical soup to become a giant squid monster to kill 2 (Two) guys and doesn't think about the ramifications of what would happen if he were successful in killing those two guys and then staying as a squid forever

01.03.2026 21:36 👍 148 🔁 33 💬 4 📌 1

nemesis is so funny conceptually. the ultimate bio-weapon. an undefeatable hunter. millions of dollars of research from the most evil corporation on earth. its target? a specific division of a single local midwestern police department

09.03.2026 11:23 👍 2721 🔁 581 💬 52 📌 30

The gaslighting is profound. Both the Israeli government and the Trump regime continue to call on the Iranian people to rise up and change their government. Meanwhile, we are slaughtering them in the streets with indiscriminate bombing.

08.03.2026 17:08 👍 363 🔁 97 💬 6 📌 2

I think we should do a "Iran Reset" but instead of presenting the Iranians with a ceremonial red button, we give them Pete Hegseth hogtied with a bag over his head

08.03.2026 03:15 👍 383 🔁 57 💬 12 📌 3

it's fascinating how most presidents don't have a button to lower prices, but donald john trump has created USS Enterprise levels of buttons for generating inflation

08.03.2026 01:04 👍 565 🔁 68 💬 7 📌 4

i don't care about any arguments against this. right now the sum total of my political advocacy is: crush the Republicans and make them pay. i don't care what comes after because until we do that nothing better is possible.

07.03.2026 18:26 👍 6391 🔁 1248 💬 87 📌 40
02.03.2026 12:49 👍 2099 🔁 487 💬 10 📌 2

assumming it's built, the ballroom

06.03.2026 02:10 👍 69 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

05.03.2026 19:38 👍 4530 🔁 667 💬 72 📌 35

how come they got rid of split screen multiplayer for everything except idiots yelling at each other

05.03.2026 17:50 👍 103 🔁 16 💬 3 📌 0

this is not an amount of money any individual or household should be able to have and we have to abolish both billionaires as a group and the economic system that makes them possible

04.03.2026 03:29 👍 4624 🔁 932 💬 28 📌 11
04.03.2026 17:26 👍 56 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 0

It's like accusing us of being the synagogue of Dan Fielding

04.03.2026 16:32 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The Synagogue of Satan thing is weird. Jews don't have Satan. We do have a figure called ha-satan, meaning the adversary, who is like a heavenly prosecutor who is an agent of god, but most branches of modern Judaism don't even see that as a literal figure.

04.03.2026 16:31 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

I don't know how these guys are smart enough to put their pants on in the morning

03.03.2026 22:57 👍 73 🔁 12 💬 4 📌 0

Hiring the dregs of Liberty Law School for the DOJ is the legal equivalent of drafting 13-year-olds into the infantry

03.03.2026 14:08 👍 2111 🔁 459 💬 47 📌 10
r/gardening . 2y ago

YouTube gardeners with good cinematography + no conspiracy theories?

r/gardening . 2y ago YouTube gardeners with good cinematography + no conspiracy theories?

02.03.2026 20:21 👍 1506 🔁 215 💬 43 📌 12

now?? as in, today???

02.03.2026 22:17 👍 148 🔁 21 💬 11 📌 1

just for the record...

the united states "secretary of war" did not offer any condolences to the families of three servicemen he killed.

02.03.2026 13:54 👍 213 🔁 37 💬 9 📌 2

Our government did bomb Philadelphia and we did forget about it after a couple of Rocky movies.

www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...

02.03.2026 14:09 👍 311 🔁 111 💬 4 📌 3

many listeners let us know the new xbox ceo is a weird birthrate tech weirdo, so don’t worry we talked about it on this

02.03.2026 03:52 👍 1390 🔁 96 💬 29 📌 7

Cameron Kasky
@camkasky
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Watch the West Bank closely. Israeli settlers never miss opportunities like these to unleash terror upon Palestinian families.
Girl Wonder
@yo_wonderful
They have like 6 seats in the knesset. They are not a mainstream movement.

Cameron Kasky @camkasky · 18h Watch the West Bank closely. Israeli settlers never miss opportunities like these to unleash terror upon Palestinian families. Girl Wonder @yo_wonderful They have like 6 seats in the knesset. They are not a mainstream movement.

It's incredible how often this claim is made. Settlers are members of the Israeli cabinet, hold the finance ministry and much of the defense ministry, are in charge of the national command of the police, and there are settlers who have served on the high court. The president himself is pro-settler.

01.03.2026 19:37 👍 247 🔁 54 💬 6 📌 0

This woman is every bit as much a hard-right religious fanatic as any Israeli, but because so many Americans are like that and they don’t have anything that marks them as “different”, it’s just brushed off even by people who generally oppose Israel

01.03.2026 19:28 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

We make fun of Israel for being an unhinged hypermilitaristic society, but the cult of reverence the US has toward troops and especially dead troops is worse than anything they have over there.

01.03.2026 19:26 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Imagine watching the US bomb an elementary school and feeling “closure” for your son who died when he drove his tank off a bridge. Absolute fucking swine

01.03.2026 19:16 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

01.03.2026 05:21 👍 5257 🔁 1285 💬 24 📌 12

You know how they used to make Indiana Jones video games and toys but the legal departments were always "you can't actually show Nazis or Nazi symbols in this, you have to edit them into some vague representation of Nazis that's just enough for children consuming these to understand" yeah that

01.03.2026 15:20 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

every time one of these markets dissembles and parses and weasels their way out of paying people on a technicality my heart grows three sizes like the grinch. i love to watch these people get scammed on crypto and nfts and gambling. they deserve it and it's funny and it's not my problem at all

01.03.2026 15:56 👍 3575 🔁 667 💬 37 📌 11

"American innovation" now refers to making a kind of atrocity cronut by combining insider trading with war crimes.

01.03.2026 15:19 👍 2926 🔁 782 💬 46 📌 26