Eeeeeee!
07.03.2026 04:01
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Asked a 19-year-old hotel concierge where the post office is in this town. When I got back, the door to my room had witch markings and protection amulets draped all over it.
06.03.2026 09:16
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Terminal cankles.
06.03.2026 21:56
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I have a pole for songbird feeders: nyjer for finches, and safflower for everyone else. Then the 2-level tray feeder is about 15' away with cracked sunflower for the larger birds and jerks. Water in between. This setup has minimized the conflicts, and saved my crops.
06.03.2026 21:55
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Excellent! I am available for consultation, ha ha ha.
06.03.2026 21:50
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Oh dear. I second the idea of a separate squirrel / blue jay feeder, (as you know) but also suggest switching the songbird feeder to safflower seed, or something else the squirrels don't enjoy.
06.03.2026 21:10
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A Simpsons show still of Lisa throwing her arms in the air and yelling, "APT!"
Yes, it had occurred to me that that was apt.
05.03.2026 01:06
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Perfect.
03.03.2026 21:51
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mine are from the designer outlet
03.03.2026 21:51
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Thanks, Word of the Day, I already know "morose."
03.03.2026 20:14
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Thank goodness.
03.03.2026 18:30
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He didn't have an answer, but I didn't call him stupid. Not with words, anyway.
26.02.2026 03:03
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I think it's usually called "Shrove Tuesday," but they tried to make it sound less religious for the public school. Not that I knew what "Shrove" (or "Lent") meant anyway. I still don't, if I'm honest.
26.02.2026 01:03
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i can tell when tv shows use artificial cat meows because my cats are fluent and they roll their eyes
25.02.2026 04:37
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YAY! Thank you.
24.02.2026 15:04
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Alan Rickman voice from Galaxy Quest: Lookmaxxing influencer Choopy has taken framemogging to a new level
24.02.2026 15:01
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Yes, that's fair.
24.02.2026 13:59
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Ah, thank you! I'll have some cards made up while I'm napping.
24.02.2026 13:02
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I'm glad you're here and moving, friend.
24.02.2026 12:36
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I like to imagine the dream people I left behind when I woke up, who probably just saw me vaporize, debating what they think may have happened to me and trying to decide which agency they should call.
24.02.2026 12:26
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[Billy Idol voice]
Bear without a face
Got no human grace, your bear without a face
24.02.2026 02:56
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paper is my jam
23.02.2026 14:47
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A sign with the text "PLEASE NO DUCKS" featuring an illustration of a duck and two smaller ducks, enclosed in a red prohibition circle.
You can tickle the penguins
And get them to laugh
You can just sing a song
To amuse the giraffes
Just a little soft-shoe
Will delight the woodchucks
But try as you might
You can’t
24.02.2026 02:38
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Currently tiredmaxxing
24.02.2026 01:22
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Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.
23.02.2026 21:43
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Financial Times opinion headline:
Is your face on trend?
[derogatory]
23.02.2026 21:16
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I have never seen a headline with Kushner, referencing Jared, in it & not thought, immediately, with real alarm, “Wait, that doesn’t sound like Tony Kushner AT ALL.”
23.02.2026 22:50
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Did you know?
90% of an iceberg is under water. That's also where seals have their apartments, sushi restaurants, and nightclubs.
#TheMoreYouKnow
24.02.2026 00:02
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My brain is now stuck in a loop, trying to pronounce that.
24.02.2026 02:35
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Yassssss
23.02.2026 04:46
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