Idk if I want her or want to be her

Gonna shove one of these bad boys inside me and go craaazy

Everyone is going to be so mad at me when I’m finally happy.

I want to dive head first into the barrels of coffee beans at Zabars and take a nice big WHIFF

Anybody know where a guy can find a chill pill? Can’t believe I’m saying this but I gotta CHILL out!

I think, perhaps, no more body.

Would you be mad at me if I said I was watching The Bold and The Beautiful?

It’s the thought that counts and I’m thinking about being hung drawn and quartered

I knew it!

Is anybody having any fun?

The butt is the hole of the ass

God mocks me and I laugh along

My mom says I’m not allowed to have boys in my room.

Do people post their wieners on here or what? I’m here to see
Some wieners

Im gay and I like sucking big ole dicks and putting them in my butt that I shit out of