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@numberoneraptor

Alex 31 Trans masc Fruity and pathetic

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Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

08.03.2026 15:07 👍 14289 🔁 4289 💬 31 📌 42

sorry for not keeping in touch i literally have nothing to say

08.03.2026 20:15 👍 87 🔁 28 💬 1 📌 1
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24.02.2026 17:34 👍 693 🔁 151 💬 6 📌 0

Why are you the piss king????

11.02.2026 02:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Blake (out of *nowhere*, aggressively): WHY ARE YOU THE PISS KING
Me: WHAT
Blake: The fans call you the piss king?
Me: (sigh), ok, first of all, I'm pretty sure it's the piss ROOM...

#ThisIsAmirica
#Fundathon2025

11.02.2026 01:58 👍 415 🔁 31 💬 35 📌 1
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Arkansas Abortion Support Network AASN works to reduce barriers to abortion access for Arkansans through abortion funding, transportation support, and community outreach and education. We also provide free Plan B, condoms, and pregnan...

Thrilled to meet an Arkansas Abortion Support Network staffer yesterday, and people are LOVING the stickers they gave me to have at my table.
If you want to support their vital work, join me & donate @ www.arabortionsupport.org or use their Amazon wishlist! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

08.02.2026 14:20 👍 162 🔁 28 💬 0 📌 0
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the astrologer (commission)

#art #ocsky

26.01.2026 15:44 👍 1275 🔁 186 💬 5 📌 2

Chicago is a good movie and I'm surprised it's taken me this long to see it

09.01.2026 03:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A yote and a tiger become friends! 🐯🐺

@coyotepayote.bsky.social

05.01.2026 05:56 👍 353 🔁 26 💬 4 📌 0
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Hardcover of Curepedia by Simon Price.

Hardcover of Curepedia by Simon Price.

Finished CUREPEDIA by @simonprice.bsky.social & I have to talk about how *amazing* this book is. I read it from start to end - A Forest to Zoology - which is absolutely not as designed, but reading cover to cover it forms the most incredible, sprawling, comprehensive, mind-bending band history ever.

04.01.2026 11:52 👍 1920 🔁 183 💬 60 📌 13

It’s the United States that needs regime change.

03.01.2026 18:27 👍 38014 🔁 8797 💬 1077 📌 496
Profile illustration of Erin in front of a dark background, the sclera of her eye a vibrant red.

Profile illustration of Erin in front of a dark background, the sclera of her eye a vibrant red.

still a monster in the end
#art #oc #crescentborn #illustration

04.01.2026 13:10 👍 34 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 0
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dragon. painted with crayola kids paint and colored pencils

24.12.2025 20:00 👍 1197 🔁 158 💬 34 📌 3
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The two of them, worn out after Episode 8

🍎“What happened to you, getting that badly hurt? Poor little fragile Bambi”
📻“I’m not nearly as fragile as your judgment. And besides, you’re the one who can’t even move anymore, aren’t you?”
#hazbinhotel #appleradio #radioapple

18.12.2025 20:38 👍 1428 🔁 313 💬 14 📌 0
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Dead man don’t talk
#voxval #staticmoth #hazbinhotel

18.12.2025 19:08 👍 2163 🔁 724 💬 25 📌 2
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The pup is giving away free hugs to all his new friends here on Bluesky. Thank you for the warm welcome. 💜

14.12.2025 16:10 👍 7891 🔁 402 💬 251 📌 20

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times and eats my hands

15.12.2025 00:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm wearing a shirt that says "Me If I Was Written By Vivienne Medrano" and PJ pants with my face on them

I'm wearing a shirt that says "Me If I Was Written By Vivienne Medrano" and PJ pants with my face on them

Last PJ Sunday of 2025 is a banger

14.12.2025 15:46 👍 900 🔁 107 💬 27 📌 1

I like how bus and truck sounds always remind me of Pod Racers because of one Star Wars sound design featurette i saw 15 years ago

13.12.2025 13:09 👍 167 🔁 7 💬 10 📌 0
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“i literally told you this last week”

me:

11.12.2025 16:52 👍 68 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 1
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10.12.2025 18:45 👍 92 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 1
photo of the back of a chair where you can see the ears and eyes of a fluffy black cat staring at the camera

photo of the back of a chair where you can see the ears and eyes of a fluffy black cat staring at the camera

!!!! oh lord I've been spotted

10.12.2025 09:54 👍 4337 🔁 297 💬 81 📌 15

You are a national treasure ❤️

11.12.2025 06:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

From now on instead of saying OUCH when I get hurt I'm gonna try to say YAOI

11.12.2025 03:25 👍 934 🔁 173 💬 53 📌 11
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Penelope the dog
(she/they)🐕🏳️‍⚧️🦴

10.12.2025 20:15 👍 6757 🔁 1417 💬 92 📌 7
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When u ask someone to repeat themselves for the 3rd time & u still don't understand what they said

09.12.2025 02:19 👍 113 🔁 39 💬 3 📌 2
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Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.

08.12.2025 21:56 👍 17114 🔁 5592 💬 46 📌 22