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Olivia Giovetti

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When I was 4, I dressed up as Mephistopheles from Faust for Halloween and corrected each of my grandparents' friends when they thought I was the devil. Now I'm a cultural critic. Web: oliviagiovetti.com Substack: criticaldrift.org

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Chat with ChatGPT

Q: In a word, is it appropriate for OAI to sign a deal with the Pentagon given the actors at play, the recent use of AI in the attacks on Iran, and the existential threat of continued misuse?

A: No.

Chat with ChatGPT Q: In a word, is it appropriate for OAI to sign a deal with the Pentagon given the actors at play, the recent use of AI in the attacks on Iran, and the existential threat of continued misuse? A: No.

Solved.

07.03.2026 09:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The least forgivable part about that TimothΓ©e Chalamet interview clip is the fuel he gave to opera company social media teams.

06.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whoever put Rachel Weisz in that Bard tee in Vladimir is absolutely diabolical.

05.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I regret to inform you as a journalist my
job is also largely Emails.

05.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Say less

04.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's no international law, you stupid slut.

04.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm Syrian-American and am seriously considering this as a tramp stamp.

04.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I have a thought I'm dying to express, but posting it here will lead to Death of the Context really quick, but then sending it to the one person I know I can discuss it with would first require explaining to them the YT genre of first-listen-reaction videos and that feels equally daunting.

04.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

stg if I still did the New York Philharmonic’s social media…

04.03.2026 05:50 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yes-sickos.jpg

04.03.2026 05:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was Kendrick Lamar, wasn't it?

02.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(Amid so many catastrophic world events beyond our control, I am fully doubling-down on my commitment to solving this.)

02.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe that's the calling card? Or is that stolen chaotic bi valor?

02.03.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, going to have to keep using the β€œhold two truths at the same time” cliche until you develop the cognitive grip strength.

01.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do y’all not have your version of the carabiner?

01.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You know what they say: the lower the shades, the higher the Dow.

01.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Those shaheds are no joke. Stay safe (two walls between you and a window is what I learned in Ukraine if you can’t get to a shelter).

01.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Best take I’ve read all day.

01.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today in unsolicited explainers: white journalists on Middle Eastern/West Asian β€œidentity.”

01.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ask the AI about its hamster

27.02.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Reminds me of when they banned public smoking in Syria and all the 3ammos and jiddohs (rightfully) lost their shit.

27.02.2026 07:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Update: I have been informed that this is a protest sign-making event and not an act of protest itself. In fairness, it could have gone either way with Bard (complementary).

27.02.2026 07:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This makes more sense but I love that the other idea also checked out (in poetics if not in praxis).

27.02.2026 07:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just cackled.

26.02.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A poster advertising a protest against Leon Botstein at Bard with a drawing of Botstein surrounded by the words "Smoke Him Out! Free Cigz! Resign Now! Smoke 4 Ever!"

A poster advertising a protest against Leon Botstein at Bard with a drawing of Botstein surrounded by the words "Smoke Him Out! Free Cigz! Resign Now! Smoke 4 Ever!"

This belongs in the Whitney.

26.02.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Posters: www.instagram.com/accountabili...

Also from Bard lore, I have been told, was the People Eating Tasty Animals pig roast held on the same day as the campus PETA social.

26.02.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In other news, there's a protest happening at Bard tomorrow called "Smoke Him Out" and it's literally Bard students coming together to smoke as a form of protest against Leon Botstein. The posters advertise "free cigarettes and pizza."

My spouse (Bard '06) confirms that this is 100% on-brand.

26.02.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Also: the BBC has the opportunity to do something VERY funny by claiming the trademark on β€œLebrecht”/β€œLebrecht Interviews.”

26.02.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me at Yuja’s next recital: I habe a request.

Yuja: Like, for an encore?

Me: No for shitty men to take down next.

26.02.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A headline about a man facing consequences for his own actions.

A headline about a man facing consequences for his own actions.

That’s what I’m fuckin talking about

26.02.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0