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have arrived in florida (derogatory)

Incredible!

This looks incredible🤤

well today has just been one shit thing after another. sad boy hours have commenced.

Happy birthday!

okay, doing it now 🤪

asking permission to look disrespectfully

Yes!

not “my live-in oomf” 🤣😭

❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

THIS!

I would like to take a number now to get ahead of the line.

Are the “no new wars” in the room with us right now?

In case you’re just waking up, the U.S. has teamed up with Israel overnight to start an illegal war of regime change, apparently on a presidential whim with no involvement of Congress, and they are already committing horrific atrocities.

Happy birthday bb! 😘😘😘

michael rapaport once again proving to be a massive misogynistic piece of shit

the lisa rinna sticker on rob’s shirt is giving me life on #thetraitors reunion

Maura wearing a large hat

Put your tinking caps on, everyone. It's time for traitors.

officially SAT for the prize pot! (said in alan cumming voice.)

“Rizo doesn’t seem like one of those 25 year olds with work ethic” had me rolling.

AHHHH DOUBLE CONGRATS! This is amazing!!!

Congratulations bb!!! So glad it’s gone and STAY GONE! 🎉🎉🎉

I’m sorry but Charlie just does something for me. #survivor

Morning.

Refusing to deign to watch “that man” spout nonsense for two hours. He and his sycophants don’t deserve viewership numbers or my sanity. I beg you all to do the same.

Knob Slob

every day is monochrome Monday when you automated your phone to turn black and white from 10p to 7a. #nerdalert

BREAKING

Former ICE agent:

On my first day training new cadets, I received secretive orders to teach them to violate the Constitution by entering homes without a judicial warrant.

As the guy who wrote the book on zoning abolition, I'd like to go on record as saying: if you can use zoning to stop the concentration camps, fucking go for it.