Uncle Barnaby

People say they want me to coach their furry little league baseball team, but they don't realize just how much I'd get into the role! XD

It was so enjoyable doing some fancy hiking a few weeks ago, that I decided I should try it in the evening.

I think it was a good decision.

The boys! 💙

Today I was reminded of an older commission I got of Barnaby playing horsey with a little wet buckaroo. They seem like they're having a fun time~

Artwork by @jaqpup.bsky.social!

Nothing wrong with workshopping some ideas!

Yes!

Aww, well don't worry, I bet there's a competition for who's kid can blush the reddest after getting dressed up in an embarrassing outfit!

Go on~

"My kid loves baby powder so much that they ask for a few extra squirts from the bottle!"

"Oh yeah? Well mine loves it so much that they want half the bottle poured on every time!"

*Barnaby is distracted as he's on the third full bottle going into Echo's diaper* "I'm sorry, what did you guys say?"

I had a funny idea of a group of dads hanging around and boasting about how much of a bigger baby their own kids are.

"My kid is a little super soaker. They can soak 3 diapers in an afternoon!"

"Aww, that's nothing. My kid can soak 4 in the same amount of time!"

And then they plan a competition.😈

Ahoy there! Who needs a fluffy Captain Barnaby this Monday morning? I'm sure he'll give you some encouragement as you set out for another week!

A really fun commission from @tinntira.bsky.social!

Jolly good! Happy birthday!

Smiling Critter Smudge is here to show all the kids just how awesome big poofy diapers are! Don't YOU wanna be a cool kid like Smudge? ;D

This was an awesome gift drawing from @bigbearbruno.bsky.social! Thank you so much!

*chuckles* I had a silly idea for a choose your own dad-venture.

Dad calls you out to join him on the patio. Which path do you choose? Image 1 or 2?

And then...what are we discussing?

Going from this to this?

I like the way you think!

#Goals

I'll say it bluntly.
Fuck Catamara.
Fuck Peeby.
Fuck Peeby's dad, he's just as guilty in this.
Fuck anyone that tears down others based on their legal, consensual, adult activities.
You don't actually care about kids, only yourself.

Gosh, rubber tf has to be one of the best things ever~

Art by @rubbermutt.bsky.social, @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social, @effses.bsky.social, and @cavendishfox.com, respectively.

Took a half day at work because it seemed like a pleasant afternoon for some low mountain fancy hiking, and then wrapped it up with a little whiskey back at home.

So generous!

Le gasp!

Makes sense

I wonder what breed you'll be looking for! ;D

Ha ha! Only one way to find out!

"This dad has been hard to find a home for because he still isn't housebroken..."

Dawww! That's an adorable idea.

Oh, definitely. Extra glossy dads are in high demand, I'd assume!

But what if they have multiple mustachioed chubby dads in waders?!

Lol!

I wonder what a Dad Pound would be like? 🤔

Stray guys picked up and housed at a center until their kids come and claim them, or they get adopted.

Could have lots of different dad breeds, too. Like fishing and little league sports, all the way up to leather daddies. 🤭