Dr Neil & Mr Price

Of course the sentient blue suits would hang the woman out to dry

don’t make me feel sorry for her

Coming up with the perfect yolk isn’t overly easy

Scientific paper published in PubMed. Heading: Object personification in autism: This paper will be very sad if you don't read it. Authors: Rebekah C White et all. Autism, 2018 May. For those curious, here's the original paper: https://discovery.ucl.ac.uk/id/eprint/10053878/1/Personification%20in%20autism_final%20accepted.pdf

Nobel Prize For Titles. Right away.

two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse . Alt: The black knight from MPATSFTHG one arm cut off saying. i 've had worse .

Our polling is fine…

At least you are still connected to the information super highway!

Facing your fears?

Getting away from it all???

A freezer labeled “ice” has a glass door appears to be empty

Ice? …out.

The what now?

A poultry $9 !!

Two US soldiers say "Wait there might be Nazis here." From the bushes ahead someone says "Not everyone you disagree with is a Nazi!" the Two soldiers start firing their guns.

In unrelated news …

The soldiers are supporting it, it’s a coup

We got an egg guillotine…

Counterpoint, the others have been competent enough to keep that stuff hidden 😬

Hmmm my #TOTP mute seems to have expired

Reference Man’s catchphrase is “well actually….”

Note that she wears the cross outside her shirt, some might say its performative but I think it’s so it doesn’t burn her skin

What even is a craw?

You monster…all those dead tamagotchis

Mmmm this quaffey is really good

Thanks, you certainly drank it heartily but btw it’s pronounced coffee

I said what I said

“At the time of writing, teachers confirmed that the majority of pupils had instead opted to attend World Book Day dressed as characters from films.”

Ouch

I wonder what he is being advised… oh wait, he doesn’t listen to advice

Melbourne. They are near Carlton gardens.

Slightly blurry shot of an apartment building a couple of blocks away. Two floors have bright blobs visible, these blobs were changing colour in sync with each other

Zoomed in, even blurrier can see the blobs are green. I had my tv on also the green field

Been vaguely obsessed with how we can see these people’s TV’s at night (they are about 500m away). Tonight they are both watching the same thing…it’s the footie

[checks notes] sorry, grand not big

Apparently there are some big pricks in town this weekend

You wouldn’t know my poll results, they’re from the UK

I'm happy to sell them my house for >$5 million*

* it's not worth that but if that's what they want to pay

he gonna get spult like a glass of mulk

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or to put it another way...