Karli For Hire

I retrained as a phlebotomist lol 🫠🫠🫠 I feel you on the screaming tho. It is genuinely healthy to have days where you cry about it and wallow. But just one or two days. Then you gotta get up and keep going

NOOOO FUCKING WAY I loved Dyssomnia! This is a dope reel 🤘🏻

This is hands down my favorite show to watch while borderline greening out, you can really tap into that world and be a part of it also how the fuck do you even pitch a show like this and how the hell did they write this

I’m right there with you, holy fucking shit.

here's your reminder btw if you can't see fat people as sexy and deserving of love you should just go ahead and block me <3 and maybe go unpack ur interalized fatphobia

I’ll follow you if you follow me 🌈😍

@chiitan.love thank you for supporting queer people with the like 👀🙇🙇🙇 I hope you like gay Beavis and Butthead as much as I do because that’s what you signed up for lmao

THIS POSE HAS ME CACKLING I LOVE IT

In case you missed how I got a Marvel comic book artist to draw gay Beavis and Butthead, here’s the story

Once I realized that King Gristle and Bridgett the scullery maid are like adults in their mid 20s it suddenly made sense that they’d still look like children: they’re millennials LOOOOLLLLL

I’m also lowkey a huge Broppy shipper. With all my yaoi I bet y’all didn’t know that

King Gristle and Bridgette the Scullery Maid are such a hetgem I love them together

I fucking love you

Love wins. Beavis and Butthead are gay. Free Palestine. Donate here if you want a chance of winning the original: tiltify.com/@karlicartoo...

I was FLOORED when he said yes. Anyways, that’s how we ended up with Rick Parker drawing Beavis and Butthead being passionately in love.

It’s for a great cause, AND you can own the artwork! I’m going to be drawing the raffle winner this coming Monday, March 9th and mailing it out.

Anyways, I had asked Rick if he wanted to donate some art to this charity fundraiser I wanted to run for my friend in Gaza, and he was totally eager to do it. A very good friend of mine told me “hey, what if you asked him to draw them kissing,” and so I did.

This is how we ended up with insane moments where Beavis is literally eating shit, them crossdressing as girls (and getting fucked by Todd and Earl), and Beavis literally cumming on Butthead’s leg when they share the same bed in the Amish issue.

I also didn’t want to just straight up ask him WHY ARE THE COMICS SO FUCKING GAY, but he told me a few months back that supposedly MTV didn’t give two shits about what he and the writer did for the BnB comics, as long as they were on model, so they took that as an invitation to push the envelope…

He even shared my gay old men cuddling on the couch post after we became friends, but talking to an almost 80 year old man about shipping felt like it was going way too far lmao.

STORY TIME!

So I’ve been Facebook friends with Rick for a while now, but I was always kind of too shy to talk to him about how Beavis and Butthead are absolutely 100% without a doubt gay, right? Idk why.

WIN THIS ART! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! A drawing of Karli with a front butt excitedly pointing both popcorn hands towards a marker drawing of Beavis and Butthead smooching by the legend Rick Parker

GUESS WHO GOT RICK PARKER TO DRAW GAY BNB FOR CHARITY!!

Go to Tiltify, add RAFFLE FOR RICK PARKER ART! to your cart, and check out to be entered! Unlimited entries allowed so we can help Rawida escape Gaza!

Winner will be drawn MONDAY, MARCH 9TH.

tiltify.com/@karlicartoo...

#beavisandbutthead

I AM FUCKING SCREEEEAAAAMMMMIIIINNNGGGG LOOK AT THIS SWEET AND NOBLE BOY!!!!!

STOPPPP LMFAO THIS IS PERFECT

YEAAAAAA GET IN THERE

DOPE

You summoned the wrong person to help you out. Make Beavis and Butthead smooch

Good morning!! Us lil freaks have been organizing dope incentives to help get my friend and her family out of Gaza :] the raffle ends THIS MONDAY! Please help spread far and wide!

THAT IS JUST AMAZING NEWS!!! I’m so happy for you!!

I’ve trained for this moment

I once had a chance to punch xQc square in his stupid fucking face but I was too much of a weenie to do it