When i forget my weed on the walkπ€¦ββοΈ i thank God that im a lil high all the time anywayπ€£
When i forget my weed on the walkπ€¦ββοΈ i thank God that im a lil high all the time anywayπ€£
Because theyre not trying to feed hungry children
The internetβs as dumb as itβs ever been and Ai is doing nothing to make it smarter
MAGA are the only morons to expect anything different.
Of course, trumpβs too dumb and cowardly to do anything new.
If they actually wanted you to sign up for the βfreeβ part of their service, a credit card would not be required but they want you to forget about is that after 7 days (et al), they expect you to pay for it.
If we were subject to unfettered reality, i think id even be more insane.
βPlease take the time to fill out this survey, we value your opinion.β
Unless youre paying me, im not taking the time to fill out anything unless your stupid product/service made me angry and then maybe ill let you know.
Maybe.
Apt!
The kids are alrightπ
Sometimes i be like,
βI couldnβt take consciousness anymore, so i short circuited.β
And other times,
βI took a nap.β
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Thank you, Susanπ
His effiminate insouciance is more than any human should have to bear.
They really wonβt even be happy if everyone woke up one day and was magically as dumb as them but they βthinkβ they will.
Remember the last idiot who did this? The slightly smaller giant moron known as W. $6trillion and countless lives for no weapons of war.
βThe gray skies soon thrbed toward purple as dusk began to settle in.β
Why is it pleaded and not pled?
Anyone?
Typically terrible trump roi
Too coolπ
But he did set all this up and spend 6 trillion on a fake war
Maybe if his opponent wasnt dr oz at the time, the dems would have an actual democrat representing them in PA instead of a hoodied republican fluffboy
Feel betterπ
The crappiness of the weather is wearing on me too.
Holler, if you need toπ
Hope youre staying warm and safe!
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#stupidfacebookstupidermeta
Lemmeπ€πΆπ₯°
This morning be like pouring milk in your cheerios but waiting until after you shower to eat them aka soggy as f$&k!π€¦ββοΈπ
Primetime in Milan is actually just a rerun of primetime in milan with some snoop edited in.
#theolympics2026 #nbc
Smells of authoritarian intentionsπ‘
Everythingβs a ham sandwich to chris