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Darius Blake

@dariusblakeny

Writer; comedian of all things cheese. Knowledge junky, left leaning obliterator of stupidity and hate.

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When i forget my weed on the walkπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ i thank God that im a lil high all the time anyway🀣

08.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because theyre not trying to feed hungry children

08.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The internet’s as dumb as it’s ever been and Ai is doing nothing to make it smarter

08.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MAGA are the only morons to expect anything different.

07.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course, trump’s too dumb and cowardly to do anything new.

07.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If they actually wanted you to sign up for the β€˜free’ part of their service, a credit card would not be required but they want you to forget about is that after 7 days (et al), they expect you to pay for it.

07.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If we were subject to unfettered reality, i think id even be more insane.

07.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜Please take the time to fill out this survey, we value your opinion.’

Unless youre paying me, im not taking the time to fill out anything unless your stupid product/service made me angry and then maybe ill let you know.

Maybe.

07.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Apt!

06.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The kids are alright😊

06.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes i be like,

β€œI couldn’t take consciousness anymore, so i short circuited.”

And other times,

β€œI took a nap.”

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

03.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, Susan😊

03.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

His effiminate insouciance is more than any human should have to bear.

03.03.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They really won’t even be happy if everyone woke up one day and was magically as dumb as them but they β€˜think’ they will.

01.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember the last idiot who did this? The slightly smaller giant moron known as W. $6trillion and countless lives for no weapons of war.

28.02.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe gray skies soon thrbed toward purple as dusk began to settle in.”

27.02.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why is it pleaded and not pled?

Anyone?

27.02.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Typically terrible trump roi

26.02.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Too cool😊

26.02.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But he did set all this up and spend 6 trillion on a fake war

26.02.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe if his opponent wasnt dr oz at the time, the dems would have an actual democrat representing them in PA instead of a hoodied republican fluffboy

26.02.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Feel betterπŸ™

The crappiness of the weather is wearing on me too.

Holler, if you need to😊

26.02.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hope youre staying warm and safe!

23.02.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This story will expire 47 microseconds after you’ve been notified it exists

#stupidfacebookstupidermeta

22.02.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lemme🀘🎢πŸ₯°

22.02.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This morning be like pouring milk in your cheerios but waiting until after you shower to eat them aka soggy as f$&k!πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚

20.02.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Primetime in Milan is actually just a rerun of primetime in milan with some snoop edited in.

#theolympics2026 #nbc

18.02.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a remote control in a box ALT: a close up of a remote control in a box
17.02.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Smells of authoritarian intentions😑

17.02.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Everything’s a ham sandwich to chris

15.02.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0