It’s Friday
It’s *what* day?
06.03.2026 23:56
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It’s Friday
It’s *what* day?
🎶Domo arigato Mr. Potato🎶
Am hungry. Am thinking of getting New York Fries on the way out. I check their site: the loyalty program is “Fry Society”. 💯 immediate signed up.
Am now card carrying member of fsociety.
The only anointing it is getting is baby oil.
!!!!! !!! !!!!!
Forgot my donut at home. But I did pack a yogurt. Mmm. Yogurt.
It has been a crazy morning. Into the office. I realize I may not have brought my LIVBOJ to charge my phone. But I find one in my bag. Ah! But I only have USB-C with me and no ports to connect it to. But! I have an A to C adapter. It works.
This is the modern Be-Prepared message.
@dseitz.bsky.social
CEO
Wow! That was fast! That was the new McBurg..
YOUNG PATRON
Another! ANOTHER!
UPDATE: vasectomy celebrations cut short.
The Nintendo Nintendo Sixty-FOOOOOOOOOOUR
Similarly the company name is Nintendo and the console is just 64.
I wish there was a realtor for Donut Plains/Vanilla Dome.
The best part is he didn’t say it just once.
CARROT knows what today is.
EPA! EPA!!!
Everybody today: IEEPA
My brain today:
Thank FSM McDavid was put in today.
Old Man holds Old Bay spice
@pronto.bsky.social thinking of you
A very small lemon shaped peninsula.
Demoñade.
Defunding the group is not enough; they will find ways to be funded. Either heavy regulations need to be used to manage them (which seems unlikely at this point) or they need to be closed entirely.
I would award this the Bigly-est Mac if I could.
… it could be used defensively.
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I think I should buy a cactus.
Cool them off in the pool on the roof. Duhhh.
Very classy Mr. Shrimp. Very classy.
🎵 Everybody Wants Something🎶
Could also be that I was watching youtu.be/YqQs9nUQSlQ?... *right then*. It seems delightfully sus.
100% thinking of Elmo *right now* and I see this.
Shovelling snow found to be number 1 cause of Canadians muttering ‘fuck this fucking shit’ over and over
Doggohkiin, Doggokiin, naal ok zin los vahriin!
#wizardposting
