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Artisanal f-bomb purveyor. Founding Guard member. James Jesus Angleton's biggest hater. Louisiana born and bred, but Oakland for life. he/him πŸ“Ballhalla βš”οΈ

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The man's brain is composed of rancid pudding and is leaking out of his ears will someone please just say that

07.03.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

no strategy just vibes

07.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Or they could simply restore their DEI goals and apologize profusely

06.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 1

Seems like every day is worse than the last for the "no one watches women's sports" crowd

07.03.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 26652 πŸ” 6620 πŸ’¬ 225 πŸ“Œ 212

@combatcavscout.bsky.social this seems right up your alley

07.03.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid

07.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 7032 πŸ” 788 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 25

support the troops*

*not people, just playthings they get to use to make themselves feel like big tough important guys

07.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh. That's nice.

07.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Time to slay this dragon #geaux

06.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

someone who is good with maths pls halp

06.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

is this bad

06.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

(I do, still weird)

06.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team . Alt: Ron Burgundy I don't believe you gif
06.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jaw...not clenching?

That's a thing?

06.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Orwell nailed the concept of Newspeak but totally whiffed predicting how stupid it would actually be

06.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Any republican that tries to make this into something should be required to describe what God’s cock looks like

06.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 1273 πŸ” 202 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 26

112 points in a conference tournament game against a ranked team? 😀😀😀

06.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Warrant Officer awarded Medal of Honor for showing up on time and in uniform First CW5 in recorded history to arrive at own award ceremony in correct uniform, citation says

NEW: Warrant Officer awarded Medal of Honor for showing up on time and in uniform www.duffelblog.com/warrant-offi...

06.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm from Louisiana, I get it

06.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it goes underdiscussed that leavitt is genuinely a terrible spokesperson; her whole, entire job is to sell the president's message to the public and she is comically awful at it. i'll give her that the president's message is usually incoherent and insane, but, still

06.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 1337 πŸ” 167 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 6

πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

06.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Every part of Shoresy is geared toward making you laugh as much as possible, and yet the show is capable of emotional maneuvers so completely engrossing that I have literally wept while watching it."

Hear, hear

06.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean they illuminate what a fucking idiot he is, sure

06.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Never forget that this is happening because the stupidest and worst people in America were bored.

06.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
What could Oakland do if it declared bankruptcy on the coal economy, on its own terms? This would not be a municipal bankruptcy, not a courtroom proceeding in which the city shifts its obligations around, takes the bond rating hit, accepts that it will pay more for the money it needs to build schools and parks in the future, and pivots back to economic development at all costs. The city could reorganize as a place, first and foremost, where people live (and breathe), give up on the compulsion to redevelop the port, again and again, stop feeling the need to make use of its place on the Pacific circuit, and might begin, instead, with what people, here, need. Unlike Peabody, which can use bankruptcy to cut off any possibility of recompense for its past harms, Oakland might instead take the opportunity to recognize what it owes to Black residents of West Oakland for the asthma, the heart attacks, the dust, the noise, all the smells that were absorbed so that the port could run; Oakland might add that to the ledger of what must be paid to break the bonds of obligation to fossil capital.

What could Oakland do if it declared bankruptcy on the coal economy, on its own terms? This would not be a municipal bankruptcy, not a courtroom proceeding in which the city shifts its obligations around, takes the bond rating hit, accepts that it will pay more for the money it needs to build schools and parks in the future, and pivots back to economic development at all costs. The city could reorganize as a place, first and foremost, where people live (and breathe), give up on the compulsion to redevelop the port, again and again, stop feeling the need to make use of its place on the Pacific circuit, and might begin, instead, with what people, here, need. Unlike Peabody, which can use bankruptcy to cut off any possibility of recompense for its past harms, Oakland might instead take the opportunity to recognize what it owes to Black residents of West Oakland for the asthma, the heart attacks, the dust, the noise, all the smells that were absorbed so that the port could run; Oakland might add that to the ledger of what must be paid to break the bonds of obligation to fossil capital.

Related: 980 delenda est

06.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Then again, these clowns have managed to fuck everything else up, won't surprise me one bit if at some point they fuck that up too

06.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah they don't do press releases until next of kin have been notified. That's why the last two went unidentified publicly after the first four were.

06.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The original piece is a banger:

06.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0