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@stanzman

One will fall to bottle One will fall to the spike One will fall to the devil One will fall out of spite

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I try this with my cat and usually end up bloody

07.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not as if.. they are outright giving orders based on it being a religious holy war

07.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Aaron Rupar (@aaronrupar) Trump: "I guess it would be illegal. Could you imagine? They spend million and millions on a campaign. They're losing and they beg me for an endorsement. I give them an endorsement, they win by 30 poi...
07.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well karma is on the lose Ian Huntley has died days after attack on him landed him in the prison hospital where im sure he received the highest quality care ..but died anyway

07.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Aaron Rupar (@aaronrupar) Trump: "I guess it would be illegal. Could you imagine? They spend million and millions on a campaign. They're losing and they beg me for an endorsement. I give them an endorsement, they win by 30 poi...

Let him keep thinking this..hell give him all your money gop candidates..go ahead

07.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Dan Auerbach on Austin City Limits "Shine On Me"
Dan Auerbach on Austin City Limits "Shine On Me" YouTube video by Austin City Limits

Cuz sometimes you need a little happiness..and this song makes me happy

07.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Marta (@grammamarta) Haven’t confirmed. Via U.S. Democratic Socialists WTF??? Marine vet whose forearm was snapped by a senator has been DISAPPEARED by the US government. His family is desperately seeking help to fin...

Keep this story alive..read it

07.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Benjamin Netanyahu and Vladimir Putin.

07.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 8096 πŸ” 2352 πŸ’¬ 416 πŸ“Œ 122

Fuck you Wilson the heckling at the modern state of the union happens because of YOU you rascist prick

07.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes i love Roy and co..that shit is funny

07.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@smerconish.bsky.social wondering about you opinion of the bravado attitude and cavalier comments by tRump hagsbreath and kkkarolines concerning our lost soldiers and Russia involvement or maybe you dont think eother things "matter"

07.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Meaghan Wilson Anastasios (@meaghanwilsonanastasios) Laughing through the tears. When all is done and dusted, historians will look to comedians for the truth of our times. Jonathan Pie is atop the fucking pantheon. Shameless plug time. Speaking of ...

This guy is wound up

07.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 947 πŸ” 209 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 10

Not even a little we can pay attention to more than two things too

06.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Capitol rioter pardoned by Trump given life sentence for molesting two children β€” Guardian US Andrew Paul Johnson, 45, of Florida among several January 6 defendants charged with new crimes

🀬 trump

06.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 4177 πŸ” 1700 πŸ’¬ 365 πŸ“Œ 185

Kimmel got another new contract he will be there as long as he wants.. ABC/Disney
Love him more than they fear Carr/tRump..just took a boycott to show them that

06.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pardoned Capitol rioter who said Jan. 6 officer 'needs to be put down' is charged Jake Lang confronted a Washington police officer at a Jan. 6 anniversary event, telling him, "Public execution is the only solution for animals like you," charging documents say.

Jfc someone just take a chance on getting away with it..this guy is a threat to police officers everywhere..you cops get away with taking perfectly innocent out people in traffic stops but you wont defend yourself from this prick?

06.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

My cat making random cat decisions could do better..

06.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And Admit they were wrong?!? Not gonna happen

06.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He comes on after so no need to fight about it

06.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The guy that gets the nomination now is arguably worse..lets hope the Democrat can appeal to what little humanity and critical thinking skills the people in this district have..oh wait..nevermind

06.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Steve Heise (@steveheise) Trump Depicted Getting Spanked by Justice Roberts in Utterly Savage Magazine Cover https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/trump-depicted-getting-spanked-by-justice-roberts-in-utterly-savage-magazine-cov...

Good one

06.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah me too but he was great as Stephens guest last night

06.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œWar-a-Lago”

By Barry Blitt @newyorker.com

06.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 6506 πŸ” 1841 πŸ’¬ 201 πŸ“Œ 105
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

06.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 13116 πŸ” 1921 πŸ’¬ 456 πŸ“Œ 167
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Yes, Jeffrey Epstein's Zorro Ranch Trust Won $85 Million in the Oklahoma Lottery Two Days After He Went to Prison, and No One Asked Any Questions. Part One in a Four-Part Series I'm Calling Zorro Ranch: Follow the Money.

Seems like this should piss alot of people off

06.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So I have a little recipe to keep you from going insane you watch The Daily Show, record Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, and if you want Jimmy Fallon and then have a peaceful argument in your head about which monologue to watch first... doesn't matter who you pick there's no loser

06.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 411 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 3

Let's make sure that Carolyn Leavitt saying Russians and Iran working together to Target US troops "if it's true it doesn't matter" is a bigger story than what they're trying to do with it..

06.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Leavitt on reports that Russia is sharing intelligence with Iran to help them target US assets: "Whether or not this happened, frankly, it does not really matter"

06.03.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 1617 πŸ” 582 πŸ’¬ 502 πŸ“Œ 268
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Aaron Rupar (@aaronrupar) Leavitt on reports that Russia is sharing intelligence with Iran to help them target US assets: "Whether or not this happened, frankly, it does not really matter"

Maybe to you

06.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0