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We were the toast of New York City. Everyone in the Cock was like who are they

Hahhah it really should have been me that got memed but no that is not me

Store some little beads in there

These boys are demons

Think my mother in law recognized my stress at the three nephews arriving and graciously opened a bottle of wine at noon

On here used very broadly here I would actually like to leave Twitter

Every year or so on here someone comes out with a new horny drawing of Mario and Luigi and every year I’m like wait a second

So much opportunity to reinvent oneself on bluesky

One hour left but I will not be participating in fat cock Friday not because I don’t have a fat cock tho

I didn’t have expectations and yet I was still disappointed

Spilled this whole glass of wine I’d just paid $20 for

If I’m not the audience for this then who is

Tried to watch 65 on the plane couldn’t bear it

Upgraded lll start with one bottle of the white then I’ll try a bottle of the red svp

You guys should see the stuff fredo said in dm hooo boy

Maybe it’s good there are no DMs here say it to my face bitch

I’m at the airport

Zone 4 scum, you are now authorized to approach the podium

Had a clearly canadian for the first time since approx 1994. Pretty good.

My god all the boys at the wework are wearing such short shorts driving me to distraction

I’m still raving as hard as ever tho

Am in the city but don’t have time to do anything slutty it’s the only thing I miss about this place tbh

Fine old pfp is back

Oh discourse is banned by communists too now I see

Bananas

That’s PLUR baby

Maybe I’ll RT things here I’ll be a guy that RTs like a total personal reinvention unlimited possibility

idk how to explain it but Bluesky is like the real life version of that social media network from Cities Skylines. @police offers small #storage spaces with secure doors for #rent. Call 911 for more information.

But I’ll be keeping an eye

I’ll leave it to you all to figure that out