looks like hedge apples!
09.03.2026 08:11
👍 1
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
looks like hedge apples!
sending you so so so much love, our guardian of the green apples 💚🍏💚
merry pittmas eve to all those who celebrate
got my flu vx this year even though they said the strain wasn't the right one, and i have stayed sniffle & cough free 😇
there's AI slop, and then there's HMJ slop
the most tolerable episode of fallon ever
got a 12 hour ban on snowflake ass X for being mean about chris jones sucking
one of my possies is limping :( le sigh. nature is cruel
watched an armadillo frolic under the stars, it fixed all my problems
and never even once billed more than PART TIME hours! 😂
could you imagine getting a new job, improving numbers +300% minimum in just a few short weeks, and being told you're costing them too much and taking too long to do it. could you just imagine!!!
hate when my possies are late for dinner, i worry for their fat little asses
yay he's arrived and eating his feast, whew
my opossum is an hour late for his nightly din-dins 💔
ugh, i feel you. i work in an industry that is like 99% alt-right.
i fear the chiefs may be cooked this year
the bright spot is, this game can't go worse than the super bowl. right?
i was thinking the same, he's gonna be so thrown off
ugh, that sucked. poor worthy.
opalite eyes 🤩
ahhh, drop the enchilada sauce recipe please queen!
he brought her the gardens of babylon 😭
this is how you KNOW his brain is on its last neuron
my porch spider has been missing for two nights now :( she was getting so thicc, i hope she's missing for pregnancy reasons
she has a boyfriend telling her how hot she is for using big words and she's gonna make it *everyone's* problem
thank you so much!!!
updated my pfp/header and i'm quite tickled with myself
"I've never been so engulfed in the curiosity of who you were"
so happy for my personal & very close best friend taylor swift 😭
just watch lion king 😂
