Abby

Bad phrasing, I mean like surrogacy

If I can ever afford my own custom womb I'll hire it out to you for a dollar after I have my first few kids.

(I doubt I will be able to afford one though)

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cassandra kairo @VerySillyBunny diversity win! the woman kidnapping you and keeping you as a pet is also neurodivergent

It'd be cool if you did tho

(Plus, if you zoom out enough the names disappear, like the graph I sent on Sunday night)

Don't forget to post graph!

Ok, after a day of basically heabutting a wall, I think I may understand almost the barest minimum of how kubernetes works.

I can now build images and deploy them, and they work mostly.

Still need to get my head around how ingress works, but that's like, later, my brain needs a break.

I'm going to start embracing more bimbo vibes.

Because why should I worry about stuff? My tits are too big and I'm too pretty to be worrying about shit.

Anyways in other news I'm postponing the milky project for a bit, I've run out of push for it and like it's a lot of time out of my day.

I'll probably pick it up later again if I either have more time or if I end up needing to be milky.

Doing an accidental social media cleanse was nice.

I was crazy productive too.

Those two facts can't have been related, right?

PICARD: are you sure you want to do this, commander data

LT COMMANDER DATA: captain, in order to more effectively observe human behavior, my programming has not been restricted to monogamy

You have to be a little in love with your friends

The transbian "I'm not gay" to "I'm literally the gayest" pipeline sure is something.

Starting a bad bitch all-femme heist crew. Call us intrusive thots.

AUTISTICS LISTEN UP

I keep forgetting stuff I have learnt, so just to remind me:

1 - Gloves are good, keep using them, they help a lot.

2 - Don't assume people don't want to talk, life is just busy, give them a chance to tell you to fuck off.

3 - Sugar is the devil.

4 - Bully the boywife.

A baby pink bowl contains a magenta slurry of oats, berries, yoghurt and milk with a dash of psylum husk added for good measure. Are you brave enough to consume the purple poop yourself potion?

Broke: I'm making a healthy breakfast smoothie that'll help my tummy.

Woke: I'm making the purple poop yourself potion.

I rarely remember my dreams and didn't dream at all for quite a long time so when I can, it's kinda nice.

Side note, This dream was immediately followed by another in which I was just part of a writhing fuckpile. Which is much more on brand.

I had this interesting dream where I accidentally got elected as mayor of a city.

I put my name down as a joke, but the other candidates were so obviously awful I ended up getting all the votes.

My immediate dive into the beauraucracy was a little confronting. I rarely dream of being responsible.

thicc autistic girl got that infodumpy??

Makes me think of *someone* who saw a post about a knifeplay induced panic attack who wants to experience it.

"Sharp but unrefined" is how I'd describe it, which I guess is a good match.

My first one came out pretty badly, you sure you want to compare yourself to them?

An assortment of 6 kitchen blades, the more fancy ones are to the left, the less fancy to the right. They sit next to the whetstone that will make them shine anew

This is going to take a while.

Ya girl got a whetstone.

Now to see many knives I have to fuck up before I'm ready to sharpen the extra fancy one.

Update - My dogs, just like myself and my boywife may have a touch of the anxiety. She's nice and snuggled up and a lot happier now that she's home and away from that scary place.

Pupdate.

Went to the specialist vet today for a consult, and they say she'll be ok without surgery.

Just needs a new bandage weekly for a month or so.

Unfortunately, they did forget to give her the princess treatment, so she shat on one of the nurses out of protest.

She will not apologise.

Half thinking about going over to cachy or another arch distro.

Partly because I know of a pile of mistakes I've made so far.

Partly because Plasma looks cool. (Yes, I know I could swap to it without zeroing my os)

Partly because my boywife loaded cachy and like, learning two distros is pain.

I hate that my brain still has teenager emo spirals occasionally.

I'm better at managing them these days, which is good, I guess.

Who would have thought I would one day actually bother with self aftercare.

A very sorry looking fluffy white Maremma puppy with a blue bandage protecting her poor rear paw. She doesn't understand money, she just knows her foot is ouchie.

Turns out her tender toe was a spiral fracture. Luckily, it was not a weight bearing toe, and the fracture missed the joint, so the prognosis is good. She may have to get pins if the orthopaedic vet thinks she needs them.

She's safe and happy, just a little silly looking.