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Will we ever get enough protein? Are we even sure why we’re so obsessed with protein at this point?

Well, maybe he changed. Fingers crossed!

His record would be pristine if it weren’t for that homophobia stuff a while back. I can’t let myself fully be in love, but I want to be 😭

It’s crazy that if you ask the question “who’s worse, a Nazi or MAGA,” we’re coming dangerously close to there being a legitimate argument for either one. What were the chances we were going to live through history this horrendous.

More Guy Fieri on my tv please #superbowl

Guy on Patriots wearing multiple diamond necklaces outside of his turtle neck is mega ick, is anyone going to tell him? #superbowl

Did we just learn Benson Boone is not MAGA?

STOOOOPPP IT WAS SO GOOD HE PULLED SOME WHITNEY HOUSTON MOVES I CANT

Not everyone’s baby girl Charlie puth?!

Wow now a lesbian country singer this is so good

Green Day with American Idiot to open the Super Bowl yesssss

If the NFL produced football like a reality show, I would care a lot more about football. They should all be required to be on TV during the off season so I know who to root for.

I’m looking at one right now with a docked tail but humongous balls. Like?

I’m not a mega dog lover or anything but if you’re buying a puppy and then taking it to get its tail chopped off or its ears cut up you’re fucking weird

Not the gas station asking me to round up for a donation. YOU BUY AND SELL OIL YOU DONATE MONEY TO THE AMERICAN HEART ASSOCIATION.

You’re telling me Jesus died for the sins of all these child predators? Okay girl whatever yall say.

I know 😕 I keep thinking “this has got to be the thing that wakes her up.” And then it never is.

This is an optimistic take but I already got into it with my maga mother and she and all her news outlets agree it’s his fault. So we’ll continue hoping I guess…

Any shred of positivity I had left towards Gizelle is completely gone after watching her act that way towards Angel. She is right on her way to being the next Nene except nowhere near as funny or iconic. She needs to not be a celebrity anymore #rhop

Oh my god the way Giselle would have been kicked off my $8,000 per hour private jet so fast #rhop

How horrible of a gay man do you have to be to ick out the bravo girlies

Crazy that the Bravo girls will usually default to the gay’s side over a straight white man, especially a man as horrible as Michael Rapaport, but we’re all collectively getting icked at him and Colton equally #Traitors

It’s amazing the mental inventory of toys parents need to have for when your toddler requests “the red one.”

Oh my god thank you. I’m a little shocked every time I hear another woman use the word pussy as an insult. And I once saw a twitter thread of people being so guffawed at the sensitivity of anyone being offended by it. “Wow people are too soft.” Like do you honestly find your body laughably weak?

The actual prettiest makeup of all time

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Old episodes of VPR are on the Peacock live section and it’s great

Controversial opinion but… justice for Rachel. She didn’t deserve the level of hate she got #VPR

Swear to god Lisa tried so hard to get Rachel to tell the truth, but they absolutely refused. And so she just had to move on. #VPR

Remember when Lisa basically said on the show that James head butted Raquel and then James ended up the being the fan favorite and Rachel was bullied into oblivion #VPR