Sam Blum

A cute baby asleep in her bassinet

When you just pooped but you are also about to poop again

The thing about newborn babies is that usually when they poop they poop again right after

Dave Portnoy wearing Spurs gear

The trend line is strong

Dave Portnoy kitted out in spurs gear

Tottenham fans you’ve brought this on yourselves

They have a long history of signing Brazilians fwiw!

Fabian Hurzeler is everyone tho

This is what happens when incels run the country, I guess

There is almost no way the dweebs who post this shit have ever seen combat

A LinkedIn profile for an AI agent

Losing your job to an AI named Octavius Fabrius is perhaps the easiest way to become The Joker

Bettors wagered $54 million on Khamenei’s death. Now they’re not getting paid. Kalshi, a prediction market site, has sparked outrage after freezing $54 million in bets on the death of Iranian leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, citing a rule against profiting from death.

New: I talked to the traders who bet Khamenei would die.

One, an Israeli ex-pat, would've won $63,000 before Kalshi froze the bet: “I was booking my trip to Courchevel.”

“American commercial immorality on steroids," @chrismurphyct.bsky.social told me

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An email noting that Clavicular isn’t an anti-vaxxer

Inbox: Clavicular is woke now

This is like the traffic on a moderately successful buzzfeed listicle circa 2010

Me holding my baby daughter Ava

Life update

The sausage is actually the remains of Kid Rock, who has been sacrificed unto MAHA.

The line is thin but it’s not blue. It is not the thin blue line, okay? Jeez

The line between kindergartener and police union boss is a lot thinner than it may seem.

Last saved celebrity pic is your therapist

Thanks dude. Luckily insurance covers our stay tonight.

Anyone else cooped up with a newborn at the hospital during a historic blizzard? Anyone? @mayor.nyc.gov can baby Ava get an official escort? She’s a Knicks fan.

Wrong Sam Blum, unfortunately for baseball fans

Don’t think bro is getting 20 just to be that kind of annoying reply guy

Gonna drive our newborn baby girl home from the hospital after it dumps eighteen inches of snow. Sorry to my fans but I will not be live-skeeting through the event.

brutal

I feel like I need to protect her from the looksmaxxers, like she protected me as a child 😭

Not looking forward to breaking this down for my liberal boomer Mom when she inevitably asks what Mogging and Jestermaxxing is

On Thursday, a campaign account for North Carolina Gov. Roy Cooper, who is running for Senate, posted that the Democrat was seen “VOTEMAXXING” near North Carolina State University. One day prior, the Republican National Committee released a statement praising President Donald Trump for “jobsmaxxing” the economy. Betr, a sportsbetting company, wrote that NBA superstar LeBron James, seen horsing around before a game, was “jestermaxxing.”

Straight to jail.

Was there ever such a clear signal of societal decay when the Roman Empire collapsed?

TV antennas and Super Bowl rehearsals: How prediction market traders seek an edge As prediction markets boom, competition is heating up. So traders go the extra mile for a fraction-of-a-second advantage or to sleuth out information nobody else has. It can lead to a huge payday.

Prediction market traders are “seeking alpha” by buying TV antennas for a millisecond of speed, timing the Super Bowl national anthem rehearsal in person and uncovering not-yet-public press releases hiding in the HTML of websites. Anything for an edge!
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