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Nice one! I can't believe that was nearly 5 years ago 💀

Breakfast of champions

Burgers for tea

a little girl in a white jacket and blue sweater looks surprised ALT: a little girl in a white jacket and blue sweater looks surprised

A guy I've worked with for 8 years just called me Graham

9 o'clock ice cream

Allahu Akbar 🙌🏼

Ronan Bleating

Whimsy in the wild

If I were an MP cutting people's disability benefits I'd be worried about an angry member of the public coming up to me and Batista Bombing me into the pavement.

As mad as a one inch hospital

Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon

Rambo flavour crisps

Just pure bleak

"You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension"

David Lee Roth car alarm

The menacing British pork man

“Have you said ‘thank you’ even once?”

The earth is littered with the ruins of empires that believed they were eternal...

It's September 11,474th 1993

Nodded off for half an hour in a chair like a right Howard

her: “are you crying? what are you watching??”

me: “NO. NOTHING”

Cans

God Is testing me, and I have not studied

Post an image you can hear

"would you root an alien?"

Consistently!

X. It’s what’s happening From breaking news and entertainment to sports and politics, get the full story with all the live commentary.

All good ta mate, slumming it on tweeter 😭 it's so wank, I need to make the leap

Actualol how's tricks kiddo?

Put your phone away, have a proper piss

Every single time!