Eugenijus Krenis

Guess Corridor guys getting that AI obsession is finally paying off eh

How are those My Time At games like, anyways?

I even forgot what's his deal lol

But I thought you're pro-throwing money away

It's only relevance to greater culture is that Portal 2 teaser nobody remembers either

Lol love it when games journalists just write a thing half the fandom says like it's a new thing.

Again?!

yeah makes sense, few seem to care what actual Californians talk about him, which is... not good things, mostly.

Addendum: wait that part about AI virus faking history with many contradicting variations so there's no truth about past anymore was kinda poignant actually, PLEASE DO NOT CONSIDER CP2.0 AN L ANYMORE

Just remember Cyberpunk 2.0, that is an eternal L

Whoah, so gross and groddy

Their homeworld is called Cyberstan, they're definitely the most caricature-ish of the game's enemy factions.

Wait was there legit some well-off furry caught going to Epstein island?

Holy shit that avatar/pngtuber is so cute and shining

😔

I think the Germans just being blocked from doing anything meaningful with drones dropping mines is most egregious. Has this actually ever been done in significant amount? I've been around army base polygons, they got a whole bunch of roads set up around them for easy access, a lot to mine down

His entire activity on Bluesky is complaining in replies how people are being bad and wrong to him 💀

what sort of

you know, toys 🤨

Bluesky Dedovschina

No that already was a thing

H... Haze?

A piano maybe?

Ok this sounds promising so far

It a-me, Jack! [extremely realistic stock sounds of a regular guy jumping, landing, and chewing on a raw oversized mushroom]

I meant the ones with extra protein added are recent, like in pic.

Well they've been here since soviet times lol

Protein ones are a recent thing though, few years old tops

Oh hell yeah so happy to see quark barks are spreading all over Europe

Yeah he's more of a to be put on waterboard kind of guy if you ask me

The sawblade looks like a cover for audio library CD with fire samples

Americans are like Russians in that they're rendered impotent by learned helplessness but expect headpats and extra cookies for not joining up the jackboots personally.