Coastally1337

White people have a homeland, it’s Golden Corral

Because when you’re coated in pork belly grease, this stuff will wash you clean

#1A demand safe infrastructure

When you’ve taken all the wrong lessons away from My Lai

As we all wonder “does Bibi run the US”

Ah yes “vote for the people who think you’re stupid, stupid 2028”

Abolish the slavers house

He’s like 3 feet tall

Dems: “and here’s another billion dollars for bodycams”

Remember when the entire senate confirmed Rubio, what clowns

Funny how Honda is all “we will fix it, with AM as a team” and AM is all “BLAME HONDA”

Andy Kim said similar shit about Noem before he voted to confirm her and it’s just gotten worse for him every day since.

Markwayne will fight her for those outfits

Imagine how pissed off he was when he found out

Meanwhile we’ve got a great relationship with KSA even though 9/11 happened

Getting fired by Trump *while* you’re making a speech is the politics equivalent of Lane Kiffin being fired on the tarmac but way more embarrassing.

He’s also like 5’2” and you can tell before he even stands up

Which ‘28 candidate is going to promise to send Kristi Noem back to CECOT for good?

Does Mr. Noem watch or is he afraid of Lewandowski?

Abolish

The

Slavers’

House

This dude’s theory of power is “Tenet”

Well gosh darn it I think we should give it a try before we repeat whatever this fucking shit is *gestures wildly*

I wonder if the gutting of DEI in the pentagon has already had a major impact on the overall efficacy of the American War Machine and; just how irrelevant is the Tao of “wARfiGhTiNg” [sic] to being good at war?

Take the balls out of your mouth you slurring old fuck

This would have never happened under DEI

Noem: “we’re fucking under oath”

a bunch of people wearing crowns at a burger king restaurant Alt: Half baked “fuck you youre cool” scene

Not before doing this:

John Henry said i feed four little brothers,

and my baby sister's walking on her Knees,

did the lord say that machines outta take the place of living,

and what's a substitute for bread and beans? (I ain't seen it)

do engines get rewarded for their steam?

ACAB

Fuck you Andy Kim