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Robert Malick

@painterrobert

I paint little tiny people, sometimes for other people, for money.

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No mention of the 100+ Iranian schoolgirls we killed.

07.03.2026 23:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why, that's enough people to fill a whole movie theater. Sounds dangerous

28.02.2026 06:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was playing fairly recently and was surprised to find these guys. Don't send them to one of the homesteads. They just stand in the doorway.

27.02.2026 16:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember getting a headache from the demo copy at a toys'r'us I played for literally 2 minutes max when I was a kid.

18.02.2026 15:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Deathwatch kill team i finished recently. All ultrmarines/ successors. I need to get more sector imperialis 40mm bases.
#minipainting #miniatures #warhammer40k #warhammercommunity

18.02.2026 00:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He should make a movie about a man pissing away $30k

18.02.2026 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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17.02.2026 15:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, they canceled the sale

14.02.2026 00:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not buying you candy

12.02.2026 22:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sure the corrupt mp didn't autograph Israeli bombs

12.02.2026 20:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sure, he gets to say what kind of food to shove up your ass, but I'm not allowed to buy candy with foodstamps anymore.

11.02.2026 17:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pyumamin

09.02.2026 23:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I told my friend recently that if there was evidence that the reptilian conspiracy theory was real, I might believe it now.

06.02.2026 15:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was it Kash? Is Kash the one that called trump "daddy"

02.02.2026 00:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not in it, but my friend's old college professor is

02.02.2026 00:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was never particularly fond of this mini, but your paint job has me reconsidering

01.02.2026 03:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I loved the gyroids in the original. My house was just gyroids and nes games.

31.01.2026 14:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People don't realize that the nazis got a lot of their policy ideas from Jim crow America

28.01.2026 15:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thats just a klegg from dredd

17.01.2026 17:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Obviously, I failed to unite the mojave.

14.01.2026 21:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That shit is HAUNTED

09.01.2026 01:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RICO trial against ICE. They are all culpable for murder.

08.01.2026 15:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where's Megan Kelly to brush it off as grok being into barely legal types

02.01.2026 22:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Before the accident, we only called him "Terry"

30.12.2025 16:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Before our dog passed, she loved tearing through wrapping paper. She even opened my niece's gifts when she was little.

26.12.2025 16:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We can make it tall or we can make it not so tall!

25.12.2025 14:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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More Blood Rage minis.
#miniatures #minipainting #cmon #bloodrage

18.12.2025 19:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the first one

17.12.2025 16:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Had a commission for some Blood Rage minis recently.
#miniatures #miniaturepainting #cmon #bloodrage

15.12.2025 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The rich truly live an alien life to me

15.12.2025 00:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0