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Particle physics and nonsense, mainly

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Comments (15:58:15) First STABLE BEAMS of 2026!
The final #LHC run
Towards a more luminous future

07.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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Problems! At the Learning Zone?

07.03.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My 4yo's plan for a cafe "it's called Happy Halloween but it's not Halloween themed and it's open all year round" could work IMO

06.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 09:17 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A colourful pipe cleaner model of a neuron showing labelled parts. Green and white loops at the top represent dendrites branching from the cell body. A twisted multicoloured stem represents the axon extending downward. Pink and white pipe cleaner shapes at the bottom depict the axon terminals. Yellow arrows point to each part with labels: β€˜Dendrites,’ β€˜Cell body,’ β€˜Axon,’ and β€˜Axon terminals.’

A colourful pipe cleaner model of a neuron showing labelled parts. Green and white loops at the top represent dendrites branching from the cell body. A twisted multicoloured stem represents the axon extending downward. Pink and white pipe cleaner shapes at the bottom depict the axon terminals. Yellow arrows point to each part with labels: β€˜Dendrites,’ β€˜Cell body,’ β€˜Axon,’ and β€˜Axon terminals.’

It’s British Science Week!
This year’s theme is Curiosity: What’s your question?
Why not start by asking: How does my brain send messages?
Build your own neuron from pipe cleaners and explore how your amazing body works. Or discover more science at home activities on our website.

06.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine how good he’d be with a nice wet piano.

06.03.2026 10:40 πŸ‘ 136 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Favourite #WorldBookDay moment ...
Asked a hall full of children if any of them knew what a Dalek was ... girl RAN up to the stage and announced ... it's a small onion but strong. Cut it and you'll cry.

Me: .... thinking ...
Me: .. still thinking ...
Finally ...
... Garlic.

06.03.2026 06:37 πŸ‘ 213 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2

My old man's a thermos
He wears a thermostat

05.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 216 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Mr Brightside
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
Mr Brightside is out.

05.03.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A small book with limbs made of rolled-up paper held between the covers and a crudely drawn face sticking out from the top

A small book with limbs made of rolled-up paper held between the covers and a crudely drawn face sticking out from the top

I don't have kids so I dressed up my book as a child for world book day

05.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 381 πŸ” 87 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Sending my kids to school as the airborne toxic event from Don Delillo's White Noise (probably wearing a sheet or something)

05.03.2026 09:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The shocking reason I NEVER eat the food at the imperial banquet... and neither should you!

04.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ah just trying to get a feed of UKRI/STFC mentions working - lots of interesting information shared on here.

Currently this is not working:
bsky.app/profile/stew...

04.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ukri

04.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Number Research Inc. At Number Research Inc., we are attempting to find and document all available numbers.

Discover new numbers numberresearch.xyz

04.03.2026 10:09 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 14

Right I saw news stories, just not e.g. an advertising campaign, but I might have missed it. Retests every few years seems perfectly reasonable, although sadly beyond current DVSA capacity

03.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Gawain the green knight opening a letter sealed with wax

Gawain the green knight opening a letter sealed with wax

Little Alex Horne in his studio chair with the caption "so a simple task: land a fair blow anywhere on the green knight. One year later meet him at the green chapel, receive the same blow yourself."

Little Alex Horne in his studio chair with the caption "so a simple task: land a fair blow anywhere on the green knight. One year later meet him at the green chapel, receive the same blow yourself."

A cut to a wider shot showing Greg Davies in his throne turning to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Well surely no one just ran up and whanged his head clean off."

A cut to a wider shot showing Greg Davies in his throne turning to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Well surely no one just ran up and whanged his head clean off."

Cut back to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Let's see Gawain first."

Cut back to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Let's see Gawain first."

Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.

25.02.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 1633 πŸ” 547 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 12

parents in the park holding their baby up to watch the digger move about an adjacent construction sit….. really great to see! longitudinal studies have shown that parental interventions within the child’s first eighteen months are the biggest predictor of later success as an umarell

03.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Well, that explains the erratic delivery times.

03.03.2026 11:47 πŸ‘ 672 πŸ” 151 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 10
Penguin in tang dynasty dress

Penguin in tang dynasty dress

save me tang dynasty penguin….tang dynasty penguin….save me ta

03.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Greg Davies: Walked out of the underworld. Didn't look back once. Job done!

Orpheus: Thanks

Alex Horne: We did want to show you one more clip of when he came out...

03.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 343 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 11

Greg Davies: Great task, well done. Didnβ€˜t eat a thing.

Persephone: Thank you.

Alex Horne: Ah. Well. Let’s take another look at that pomegranate.

03.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 1091 πŸ” 230 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 43

I don't think it was well publicised. I was learning to drive at the time which helped. I still find it confuses pedestrians sometimes when I stop for them at junctions

03.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
T-shirt reading
Herz &
Mund &
Tat &
Leben

T-shirt reading Herz & Mund & Tat & Leben

T-shirt idea for Bach fans

02.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is likely a Paul Klee

02.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
'A marvellous piece of social, aesthetic and technological history ... It is impossible to praise Bradley's book too highly' A. N. WILSON, Daily Telegraph

'A marvellous piece of social, aesthetic and technological history ... It is impossible to praise Bradley's book too highly' A. N. WILSON, Daily Telegraph

that phrase was apparently also nestled in my brain like a sleeper agent trigger

I've always enjoyed over-the-top blurbs, none more so than this, from Simon Bradley's history of St Pancras station

02.03.2026 12:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

cremulator cannot be a real word

02.03.2026 09:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just beem reminded of this www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/e-m...

02.03.2026 09:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the best laid plans of biker mice from mars and men

01.03.2026 09:28 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

All that she wants
Is a little gravy
And some prawns to follow

01.03.2026 08:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0