Louie Anderson’s Stunt Double

Kristi Noem is trying so hard to be HIM, but she’ll never be HIM.

Probably shouldn’t have gotten walked by a derenceman in the gold medal game I guess

Introducing all of these random people ahead of giving out the medals to the women who actually played the games is truly embarrassing.

Like, who the fuck were literally any of them?

The commentator just mentioned Canada’s youth and mentioned 4 names lol.

We need the NCAA players. We cannot compete with PWHL players only.

This is a wake up call for the Canadian Women’s Hockey team. We gotta get younger.

Brianne Jenner looked like she was towing a piano out there.

Let’s go! I went to RCs last April on a trip to Florida and I “had” to have it because I kept seeing people talk about it.

I was so thoroughly disappointed. It’s not a bad chicken spot, but it’s not the mecca people had described.

Abbey Murphy is HER and MPP is hurt.

Hate to say it, but this is the American’s Olympics to lose because I don’t think anyone is beating them. Incredible squad.

Real ones know the GOAT is the HM mule Linoone. None of them know (Poké) ball.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, our Canadian women just beat Switzerland 4-0, but Suisse goalie Saskia Maurer was RIDICULOUS.

Must be something in the Suisse water because their women’s goaltending has be insane for years.

From Florence Schelling and now Maurer, it’s great for the women’s game.

Man, these Gavin McKenna allegations of felony assault are WILD.

Dude could be looking at 20 years in prison.

The consensus 1st overall pick in the upcoming NHL Draft potentially throwing his life away at 18 years old is crazy.

As a Canadian living outside the market and radio signal strength, does this mean I can listen to the game through the app while I drive, or am I still blacked out?

The usual suspects with Lee Brice and Brantley Gilbert, too

Are you going to do anything about or are you just going to posture on social media?

Here’s the thing, Don, they have no interest in saving democracy.

Oh, shit! Are we getting frisky with a 5 man front?!

I saw you list Oliver as a DE and was super confused, then saw the traditional DE guys listed as EDGE/OLB and it all made sense.

Do you project moving on from the base Nickel look and playing a conventional 4 DBs with the modified 3-4 look?

Genuinely embarrassing.

I couldn’t imagine being associated with a man who “used his finger to measure the *ahem*” of a minor.

This is a disaster lmao

The only way firing McDermott makes any real sense is if the whole staff and FO goes too. Now it turns out McDermott was the only guy who get tossed, and also your best position coach is retiring. The team is worse basically across the board now. Masterful work Terry.

Hooray! The Bills promoted their bubble screen merchant!

I love completely throwing away the prime of a generational talent at QB.

You love to see it.

I thought you said there was “no excuse”?

I’m not even being obtuse.

Don’t turn this around on me for a “weird read” because you’re the one getting hot and bothered about a Canadian family going to Disney lol

I couldn’t imagine letting the thought of people who visit family in Vermont or spend a weekend in Boston could possibly make so irrationally angry that I “look down” on someone else.

Control your own controllables and let other people live their lives.

A “record high” is 46%? FORTY-SIX PERCENT?!

Only 46% of American citizens support abolishing the American Gestapo?!

46% ain’t gonna do shit. Gotta pump those numbers up.

The entire WORLD knows who the bad guys are & 81 million Americans voted for this anyway.

When I went to the Bills/Bucs game, I met some friendly folks from Tampa & they had no idea why Canadians are’t travelling there.

So many American citizens live under a rock & it’s fucking infuriating.

Y’all got anymore of those Second Amendments or nah?

Something, something Second Amendment…

Like, is that part of y’all’s constitution just used to justify school shooings or what?

Are you guys gonna use your 2A rights against your tyrannical government, or is that just used to justify school shootings?

Seriously, just when I think I’ve seen the line, you guys cross it again.

Like, does Beane know what page of the Epstein Files Terry Pegula is on?

I’m truly at a loss for words about how McDermott is gone and not the architect of the “Josh Allen or Die” roster.

Seeing social media posts from Bills players makes me truly believe that the new coach they hire has already lost the locker room before they’ve even been hired.

The wrong person was fired, and worse? Was promoted.

Bring on the next drought, I guess.

The new coach has lost the locker room before they’ve been hired.

I’m so sad and angry that McD was the one who was cut loose.

I am overwhelmingly saddened by this.

What he has been able to do with that roster, defensive injuries, culture change, etc has been nothing short of extraordinary.

I think the wrong person got fired, but I also famously do not know ball, so take my unsolicited opinion with a grain of salt.

Not gonna win a whole lot of football games when your star QB has 4 turnovers.