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Australian lefty, father, occasional musician, wannabe writer, actual Project Manager. Purveyor of high-grade snark since 1993.

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Wordle 1,709 5/6*

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Pretty mean, that one.

22.02.2026 08:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The entire world's impression of that burger-stained shitgibbon.

09.02.2026 10:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You could pluck any child at random off any street in the world and they'd be a smarter and significantly more mature president than this pathetic man-baby.

P.s. Don't pluck random kids off the street.

19.01.2026 09:28 👍 47 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

In Georgia (the country, not the US state) they have a word for 'eating past the point of fullness because the food is so good' and I feel very seen by the Georgians.

17.01.2026 02:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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30.12.2025 13:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's the first thing I saw. I looked at the caption to confirm that that was the point of the picture.

Nope. Just my dirty mind, apparently.

29.11.2025 02:58 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If the Yanks can have the World Series of baseball, we can have World Wombat Day.

22.10.2025 01:25 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Sunday hot take: Sweet potato is delicious roasted, as fries, in dips, pies and soups, and if sweet potatoes suddenly disappeared from existence, I wouldn't give a solitary fuck.

12.10.2025 09:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

1.5%

06.10.2025 00:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, yes. His entire cabal of jackbooted thugs have been making that clear for some time.

29.09.2025 10:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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29.09.2025 08:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Whatever I say the numbers are, that's what they are."

Napoleon is always right...

04.09.2025 23:46 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Others were seen at a Vietnamese food truck still draped in their Eureka Stockade flag (that's kind of the Australian equivalent of the Confederate flag, for the non-Aussies).

02.09.2025 23:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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In one of my favourite stores of the year so far, anti-immigration protesters in Sydney went for lunch at a Chinese restaurant once they were done protesting at how immigrants are ruining our country.

02.09.2025 23:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

There's a common denominator in all these smile-less interactions that this clown has completely failed to recognise.

20.08.2025 23:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wordle 1,523 6/6*

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I did not appreciate this one.

19.08.2025 23:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We used to laugh at what an idiot George W. Bush was, and wonder how someone that incompetent could become President.

But there's never been anything that remotely approaches this level of craven stupidity.

16.08.2025 03:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Incredible. Wish I'd known about it...

28.07.2025 00:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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30.06.2025 23:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No Nappy Kings (translated for the Aussies here)

28.06.2025 03:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That's my old man's. He'd always say it with such glee.

14.06.2025 08:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

14.06.2025 08:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

This is a violent assault on a foreign national present as part of a multinational media contingent. Everyone needs to see this and it needs to be reported accurately. Calling that "caught in the crossfire" is collaboration.

09.06.2025 06:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brilliant. Someone needs to get her into the White House press briefings.

07.06.2025 00:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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01.06.2025 10:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Look at this prick tarnishing my good name

20.05.2025 05:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yup, that's the exact one I was going for as well.

18.05.2025 11:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dump this idiot immediately. What he's demonstrating is that he's incapable of seeing a woman as an autonomous being.

His entire life would fail the Bechdel test.

17.05.2025 03:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ain't Nobody Got Time For That (Original + AutoTune)
Ain't Nobody Got Time For That (Original + AutoTune) YouTube video by NobodyGotTimeForThis

Although while we're on the subject, lest we forget...

youtu.be/waEC-8GFTP4?...

10.05.2025 11:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean, it's still the greatest thing that's ever happened.

10.05.2025 11:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0