Jakazure

“the little-dicked one”

@meatballjake.bsky.social

Fuck it, I’m gonna drink my beer and listen to The Used Taste of Ink in the sun

Spent my lunch time listening to sad songs and now the suns out and I’m feeling a lil less blergh

Is there anything worth seeing at the cinema at the moment? I’ve been gifted a free weekly tickets card for a chain on cinemas but other than Ready or not 2 nothing is on my radar

Serena Morena on Drag Race UK vs The World pulling a confused and distressed face. She is painted blue and wearing the most diabolical wig.

Monday.

Ginger gay man with moustache in pjs lying on a green sofa

Sun came so I had to lie backward on the coach in a ray of it like a cat

New original painting! Dark Room, Exhibit C. A shirtless figure bathed in red. What happens in the dark, stays in the dark. Acrylic on canvas paper. Original available—link in bio. 😈

making some traditional art
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_ ink on bristol _

Roof man is here finally fixing the roof, he’s really nice but last time he came inside he commented on my “good snacking” in my work desk and now I’m scared to eat my left over Chinese while he’s here

This is a Senshi stab account now

a woman with blue hair is holding a piece of bread and says " bread makes you fat " ALT: a woman with blue hair is holding a piece of bread and says " bread makes you fat "

This is me except I don’t care and will continue to eat it

Mental check-in… meme only

Joining a briefing at work just because I have Thursday fatigue and this means I don’t need to work out what work I should be doing

I have succumbed and tonight after a plentiful soul harvest my vitality will be restored once more

(to many people have commented on my hair looking darker so I’m dying it more ginger again)

I keep thinking this has been the longest Tuesday ever, and then remember it’s Wednesday but in my soul it’s not it’s just very long Tuesday and I just wanna lie down

Screen shots of a Scene from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, a pale and sickly Faith Lahane in a hospital gown caption “what date? the date”), a girl of a similar age in a long red cardigan holding teddy bear with the caption February 25th

Happy Faith Lehane wakes up for a coma day to all those who celebrate the high holy days

Obligatory there’s a hot guy in this film from 20 years ago tha I forgot how hot they were Tom Welling addition

Watching The Fog as a distraction from the Sunday night scaries and an early surprise FOB song and I’m happy

I started it a couple weeks ago and binged the first two series straight away and I’m now trying to get my friends to catch up

Marry a moustache the likes of Hollis to be seen!

Also you learn something next everyday 😅

a shirtless man is smiling and looking up ALT: a shirtless man is smiling and looking up

So the My Bloody Valentine remake does bot seem to be great but it has reminded me how pretty Jensen Ackles is

A My Bloody Valentine double bill and pizza this evening with @jaboc001.bsky.social

Me trying to be flirty after I feel better and trying to engage in some Pirate themed frivolities

@jaboc001.bsky.social gave me plague so spending the day on sofa watching Pirates of the Caribbean to feel better

Feeling ill and sorry for myself so put on Sanctuary: A Witch’s Tale and good gods it’s trash. There’s a couple actors in it trying their dammdest but woof the wriiiting eeesh…I must watch more

💦 Cum On My Heart 💝

Instead of breaking it

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"2026 Spring/Summer BOTTOMS collection".

Logging into bluesky

An image of Canadian actress Katherine O’Hara as the Schitt’s Creek character Moira Rose, providing the following advice: “Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, “Oh, I’m too spooky.” Or, “nobody wants to see these tiny boobies.” But, believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes.”

A woman at work referred to today as hump and I was shocked until I remembered that not everyone means that as ass picture day