But it's just extra sad that their defense is "he didn't *fail* to do a good job with covid, he just didn't try! 😃👍"

Not sure why people are arguing with you, tbh.
Do Republicans suck? Yes!
Do Democrats suck? Also yes!
This is not a hot take in 2026!

A crab is crabe

Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

**STRESS DIET** **BREAKFAST:** 1/2 Grapefruit 1 slice Whole Wheat Toast 8 oz. Milk **LUNCH:** 4 oz. Lean Broiled Chicken Breast 1 cup Steamed Zucchini 1 Oreo Cookie Herb Tea **MID-AFTERNOON SNACK:** Rest of the package of Oreos 1 quart Rocky Road Ice Cream 1 jar Hot Fudge **DINNER:** 2 loaves Garlic Bread Large Pepperoni and Mushroom Pizza Large Pitcher of Pepsi 2 Milky Way Candy Bars Entire Frozen Cheesecake eaten directly from the freezer Violet M. Taylor

This diet could fix me

A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

Too bad we're rolling with it. 😼

a t shirt that says protect trans kids with wolverine in pink and blue by A.L. kaplan

LOOK WHAT I GOT

shitty male actors and comedians should have to fight each other in an mma tournament before they can come back and get big hollywood jobs again, like if joss whedon beats the living shit out of louis ck and jared leto in the canceldome then he gets to do a new season of firefly or whatever

I've mentioned that I stand by all queer people, and that includes the large gay men who talk about being large gay men over and over again but y'know.

Bears repeating.

concept art showing a cowpybara: a cow sized, extra furry capybara. the image shows two cowpybaras: one dressed & one undressed. the dressed cowpybara stands next to a man, likely its tutor or conductor. the man is outright delighted to be standing next to the cowpybara.

cowpybara

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

Golden Age Superman stands head to thigh alone in a panel black at the top and red on the bottom where Superman stands pointing at the reader as he says, "Be wary of unscrupulous operators of gambling games--they are always on the look out for unsuspecting victims."

A sign reads "Please wait patiently for the failure of the system" with Chinese characters above.

our patience has been rewarded

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

new tag yourself just dropped

It's Rygel from Farscape. Hi Rygel.

thinking about him

Wealthy man: I got rich through hard work. Blue collar: Whose though?

Doesn't seem that much has changed.

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

WE SEE NANCY’S FACE AND SHE LOOKS VERY HAPPY NANCY WISHES YOU A HAPPY FRIDAY

NANCY WISHES YOU
A HAPPY FRIDAY

@actualnames.bsky.social

SLUGGO IS SITTING ON THE CURB WITH HIS FACE IN HIS HANDS SLUGGO: I'M BORED--I THINK I'LL BECOME A BEATNIK THOUGHT FOR THURSDAY

SLUGGO’S THOUGHT
FOR THURSDAY

I cant stop thinking about this old Tumblr post. As a long time teacher, I can confirm this artwork is still everywhere because we were still using materials that were there when I was a kid. This art style wasn't allowed in my classroom, I've always loathed it haha

majestic majima

My daughter: in the TLC song “No Scrubs,” what do they mean by “scrub”?

Me: Honey this is the one and only pop song in history that opens up with a dictionary and thesaurus entry.

Everybody dance with me!
圧ねぇちゃんと学園天国踊りましたっ☆

A small girl wearing a rabbit costume and blue coat carries a book as she walks to school. Her mother (head out of shot) wheels her baby brother along in a pushchair. The baby says "Peter Rabbit may be the 'Hero' of the story, but surely the obedient, widowed Mrs Rabbit is a more effective symbol of the oppression inherent within Mister McGregor's regime" The girls looks furious and snaps "Mum!! He's critiquing my world book day costume from a marxist perspective again!"

A cartoon reminder that tomorrow is World Book Day (In the UK anyway). Originally for the @theguardian.com

Twilight Zone premise

Thanks for the gift!
AYUKA🙉🎸ちゃんから薔薇もらいましたっ☆