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Christ, even the Rob Zombie Halloween wasn't as bad a remake as all this

love getting a little email from a restaurant whose WiFi I've jumped on even though I've not actually been inside. like sure, I'll rate the experience but quick question: what's a "burger"?

people hate to see a diva thriving and surviving

in this former mining town, they know two things: Brexit means Brexit, and the Pahlavi dynasty (1925-1979) are the rightful rulers of Persia.

they'd need to sandblast me off this man

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Not even offering as much as the BNP did to ensure that the abject racism doesn't break Rachel's fiscal rules

Noncey Mace obsessing over people's bits again is it

"Snickerdoodle, what did you do to your hair!?"

Dominic Szoboszlai...

Yes... hahaha yes! Yes!

the strategy of doubling down and calling all of their voters mentalists and extremists going well then

Costumes from A ROOM WITH A VIEW

Costume from INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM

Costume from LITTLE WOMEN

Costume from MRS HARRIS GOES TO PARIS

'Costume Couture: Sixty Years of Cosprop' @ Fashion & Textile Museum - ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Less than 2 months ago EU leaders were insisting on strategic independence from an increasingly aggressive US demanding territorial expansion in Greenland. Now, they're tripping over their heels to join that US in an illegal war of aggression and regime change. What weak cowards with short memories.

BREAKING: The NEC has sensationally BLOCKED Andy Burnham from standing to become the next Ayatollah

Starmer's Britain 😤

€2.09 for a *box* of something claiming to be wine, oh I'm not coming home

Baby macaque

Macaque

Gibraltar is a very strange, liminal place but I did make some friends

You can claim to care about unity and community cohesion all you like, but it falls on deaf ears when you have spent almost two years trying to appeal to the worst impulses of racists. You reap what you sow. You tell people to fuck off enough times and eventually they'll do just that.

The thing with the Labour campaign is they spent the whole thing banging on about "unity not division" while pushing through policies designed to divide families and communities and attack vulnerable people for existing. They've got nothing but soundbites and people are done with it

126 is too old. Get that assisted dying bill passed and put yourselves down lads, it's over

I think part of it is that pollsters really struggle to capture Muslim voters and younger voters. I don't think any of them picked up on what was going to happen in Leicester, Blackburn etc. in 2024

I've got it down to about 400 possibilities so far

trying to narrow down who this could be

The people of Gorton and Denton have voted overwhelmingly to give heroin to Sir Keir Starmer’s son, and I hope the prime minister will now do the decent thing.

In the wake of this result, it's time for everyone to join the war on drugs on the side of drugs

Couldn't be happier to see that meff Goodwin get his arse handed to him

just getting my "more like Matt Badloss" post ready in advance

annihilation. Incredible.

🗣️ Goodwin gets battered everywhere he goes

Zack and Hannah late to the declaration cos they've got a packet open, let's goooo