LeCaffeinated

One of many reasons that you’re the best

When you lost the Wall Street Journal

Mixed. Any really 😂

AP apnews.com Trump grieves with families during return of soldiers killed in war in the Middle East Photo of Trump giving a salute and wearing a stupid baseball hat while “honoring” the US soldiers whose bodies were returned home today

This headline is assuming *a lot* mostly that Trump can grieve anyone or anything other than himself

I would like to Spring Forward to 2029, please. We can also just go ahead and skip whatever was going to happen in between.

Just give me some feta and olive oil and maybe a little red wine with my olives and I’ll be happy

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No thanks I’d rather be stung by fire ants 🥰

You thought I was going to say pickles, didn’t you?

The feminine urge to eat an entire jar of olives

Vinay Prasad’s FDA head shot

Vinay Prasad is being welcomed back as UCSF faculty. Unclear why, but he will never erase these facts:
-he chose to serve an adjudicated rapist, convicted felon, and accused pedophile
-his boss, RFK Jr, decimated public health, spread vaccine disinformation, and let measles rage

This is his legacy

I know you want to learn how to care for your patients using only th highest quality evidence, but here let me show you instead how to use manipulation to squeeze money out of people.

A health coach?????(!!!!)

Not me over here trying to prescribe exercise (actually) and sending people to the dietician or cooking for diabetes or referrals to vegetable home delivery through the food collective. Know what problem we we run into that all the nutrition education in the world can’t fix?? FOOD ACCESS.

When I drive third grade boys home from baseball practice this is basically the entire backseat conversation

The list of medical schools that have bent the knee to RFK Jr.

I'm really happy that my med school is not on this list.

Also, Liberty University isn't either.

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everyone on bluesky should get a tamagotchi. and to keep it alive you have to make good posts

Has been pretty vindicating that the people on Twitter we used to argue with about COVID actually got their chance to run things and they each turned out to be every bit the incompetent fuckwit that we knew they’d be

Call it maladaptive coping, but I kinda find it to be therapeutic?

….and I don’t think I’m the only one

My preferred location: grocery store parking lot 🥰

Who up dissociating on a Friday night?

18 people were shot (three of them died) in a random mass shooting in Austin early Sun morning, and there is so much going on that it doesnt really register…anywhere. And I guess this is just how we live our lives now.

The random shooting of 18 people is…not horrifying, shocking and so on.

I maintain that simply arresting Elon musk and making a real example of him is the quickest way to global stability

Mayor Mamdani and a child play with Legos while looking very serious and concentrated. The child is impossibly adorable and wearing tiny blue glasses.

No interruptions, please. We’re building universal child care.

I planned to share my report on the body cam footage early next week when I learned that a DC news station had obtained some of the footage as a result of my lawsuit and they were going to scoop me. After working on this for a year, I couldn't let that happen. Published 2 mins before they aired :)

I would really love it if we moved past having podcast hosts without germane expertise running our regulatory apparatuses. Anyway, take 2, I suppose. Let’s see how long this one lasts.

But also your mental health is important and if you needed that sunshine today then so be it 🫡

75 degrees and sunny in columbus Ohio on 3/6

Almost half of my clinic cancelled today and I wonder what illness is going around that everyone caught at the same time 🤔

But Carter added that he also wanted to recognize the "extraordinary years of service that Abigail and Les Wexner have given to Ohio State."

I mean come on

OSU president talks Wexner name, trustees OK dorm upgrades and 15th Ave gateway — The Columbus Dispatch Ohio State President Ted Carter addressed protests calling for the removal of Les Wexner's name from campus buildings during the board of trustees' public meeting.

On one hand, we understand your concerns about his seemingly very close ties to the prolific sex abuse and trafficking of young women and children, but on the other hand do you understand how much money he gave us???

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